Cleaning out a crowded notebook and a cluttered mind while trying to avoid a case of whiplash in the wrangling over the Rich Rodriguez buyout mess:
Rodriguez sat down with Michigan writers this week and did what he does best with the media - he turned on the charm and 90 minutes later sent them away happy even though he really didn't say anything new.
Now that might sound like a slam on ol' Rich, but it's not. Saying nothing and making it sound like something is a quality only the best coaches and politicians have mastered. You don't even realize it until you sit down to look at your notes and can't find anything more than a few laughs.
This quote did, however, catch my eye:
"I don't want to give the perception that we had all these people at West Virginia telling me how to run the program, what plays to run, who to hire, or anything like that,'' Rodriguez said. "I was stubborn enough that I kept things at arm's length. But there were times when I thought ... there's a lot of meddling factors in our program that shouldn't be in there.''
Now wait a minute. Isn't it universally accepted that the reason Rodriguez left WVU was because, while he already had virtually complete and total control of the nuts and bolts of the program, he was incensed that he didn't enjoy even more control over peripheral things like Web sites, sideline passes, textbooks and where Rita was allowed to mingle?
I don't recall even one instance - either while he was here or since he left - when Rodriguez complained about people meddling in his program. His complaint was never that people were "helping" him too much, but not enough.
Ah, another day, another twist.