Reds tidbits 2016 (Sponge Bob Tight Canadian Pants)

[Mr Red]

I think can see some stupid ancient wooden ship flying some flag called a jolly roger? It's coming up the Ohio river and looks pretty gay....NTTAWWT. Looks like a group of Jerry Seinfelds?

Ohhh. It's the Pittsburgh Pirates. Makes sense...

 

[Fungo Squiggly]

Just went by.....

 

[Mr Red]

Just went by.....

That's them. What a bunch of Nancys. 7:05 can't come soon enough.

 

[Jaxbuck]

That's them. What a bunch of Nancys. 7:05 can't come soon enough.

It will come to soon if Votto doesn't get off that boat in time.

 

[Mr Red]

It will come to soon if Votto doesn't get off that boat in time.

I can see where the confusion comes from, but Votto isn't a pirate, he's just Canadian. No worries though, Mr Red don't fuck around. Me and my boy Gapper rounded them up and sent that fruity @Pirate Parrot out to sea.

 

[Dryden]

 

[buckeyesin07]

That's them. What a bunch of Nancys. 7:05 can't come soon enough.

The game's at 7:10.

 

[Pirate Parrot]

I can see where the confusion comes from, but Votto isn't a pirate, he's just Canadian. No worries though, Mr Red don't fuck around. Me and my boy Gapper rounded them up and sent that fruity @Pirate Parrot out to sea.

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Nice 'shop, chump. But while you've been hanging around with a bunch of shirtless dudes I've made my plans for the weekend.

 

[Mr Red]

The game's at 7:10.

We're gonna start that party early.

Nice 'shop, chump. But while you've been hanging around with a bunch of shirtless dudes I've made my plans for the weekend.

Keep dreamin'. I've seen some of the "birds" you've been nailing. Let's just say a picture is worth a thousand squawks...

This your old lady??? Yikes!



You slumming around with this dirtbag? Gross.

Laying with losers?

Have ye no dignity? Respect for yourself?

 

[Pirate Parrot]

We're gonna start that party early.



Keep dreamin'. I've seen some of the "birds" you've been nailing. Let's just say a picture is worth a thousand squawks...

This your old lady??? Yikes!

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You slumming around with this dirtbag? Gross.

Laying with losers?

Have ye no dignity? Respect for yourself?

If by "old lady" you mean my mom, yes. But what really ruffles my feathers is why you have pictures of her - and more dudes. I guess that's why I'm going to be getting a whole lotta Rosie in the Queen City.

As for you and Gapper, do us all a favor and try to control yourselves until you get home. Show some restraint, old man.

 

[Jaxbuck]

I heard Votto pulled his fruitisimus dorsi getting off the boat.

Listed as day to day

RIP

 

[Mr Red]

@Pirate Parrot

 

[Fungo Squiggly]

"Eugenio Suarez is one of the best defensive third basemen I have seen. Probably the best the Reds have had since Edwin Encarnacion." - Terry Hutchens

 

[Fungo Squiggly]

"Best base-running team in the National League." - Terry Hutchens

 

[Dryden]

Suarez is Spanish for "no talent ass clown."