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Reds tidbits 2016 (Sponge Bob Tight Canadian Pants)

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Pirate Parrot said:
Little Rosie's doing that right now at the victory party. But if you hurry maybe you can be there when Marte's grand slam ball finally lands?
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So you're a switch hitter, huh? Guys and gals?

Honor&Glory said:
Mr red can finally shut the fuck up now.
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It's gonna take a lot more than some Hoovering to keep Mr Red down. I was at the game (obviously.) The Pirates just about got beat by the bottom dwelling team of last year and it took them a late grand slam to win by a run. The Reds aren't going to go 162-0 now. That's all we know. I'm gonna eat some LaRosa's pizza and eveything will be ok. See all you kids and puffy shirt wearers at the ballpark today, if you can brave it. Make sure you get there early to get your 'stache blankets!
 
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Mr Red said:
It's gonna take a lot more than some Hoovering to keep Mr Red down. I was at the game (obviously.) The Pirates just about got beat by the bottom dwelling team of last year and it took them a late grand slam to win by a run. The Reds aren't going to go 162-0 now. That's all we know. I'm gonna eat some LaRosa's pizza and eveything will be ok. See all you kids and puffy shirt wearers at the ballpark today, if you can brave it. Make sure you get there early to get your 'stache blankets!
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Who exactly in the fuck do you think you are passing yourself off as the face of this particular franchise?

No one speaks for this franchise without express written consent from me.

Marty fucking Brennaman. Hall of godamn Famer.
 
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Bestbuck36 said:
The only thing that can make this [Mark May]ty Reds season any worse, are these idiots mucking up our thread. I'm already over it.
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meh, it's something to entertain for a while

Personally I am running out of insults to hurl at these fuck sticks, not sure how much more there is to this thread once that happens to us all.
 
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Marty Brennaman said:
Who exactly in the fuck do you think you are passing yourself off as the face of this particular franchise?

No one speaks for this franchise without express written consent from me.

Marty fucking Brennaman. Hall of godamn Famer.
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Oh. Mr. Brennaman...nice to see you.

I, uh, didn't think you knew how to use the internet. Just rallying the troops for this magnificent Reds baseball season. I AM the mascot of this franchise, you're just the older, more wrinkly face of the franchise.
 
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Mr Red said:
So you're a switch hitter, huh? Guys and gals?
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Hey man, I'm not the one doing God knows what with whatever Gapper is, but I'll leave you to it. Besides, I've got better things to do than hang on this board.

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Perhaps I'll fly back here after a few dozen losses bring reality crashing down on that oversize head of yours?

Later, chump.
 
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