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Reds tidbits 2016 (Sponge Bob Tight Canadian Pants)

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Jaxbuck said:
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I don't know which is worse; this mangy hippie, those uniforms or his 5.51 ERA

Jesus fucking christ this organization is a [Mark May] show
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The uniforms are actualy pretty sweet. Those unis let you go to a Reds game and not see the Reds. Instead, it'll be what looks like a pile of fucking leaves that are sucking dick out there.
 
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Go figure...

The bullpen couldn't fuck this game up since they were already losing and so they fuck the only good thing up that this team has goig for them...the bullpen run streak. Back to square one for these fucks.
 
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At the end of the week 5/21

Loss leaders:
  1. Minnesota 31
  2. Atlanta 30
  3. Reds 28
Run Differential
  1. Reds -86
  2. Twins -72
  3. Braves -66
Upcoming schedule
@ Dodgers x 3
@ Brewers x 3
@ Colorado x 3 (take the over)

The dangerous part of the schedule is in June where they have 14 games head to head with fellow #1 contender teams Atlanta, Houston, Oakland and San Diego.
This is only partially offset by 9 games of unlawful sex acts performed on them by the Nationals, Cardinals and Cubs.

June will be moving month for the race to #1
 
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Alfredo Sinon, aka the Reds' bullpen of starting pitchers, is the worst. His 5 earned runs in 5 innings actually lowered his ERA.

On the bright side, the Reds lost again. What makes this day not as good as it could be, is the fact that Minnesota and Atlanta lost as well...and the bullpen has gone two straight games without giving up a run.
 
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