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Reds tidbits 2016 (Sponge Bob Tight Canadian Pants)

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These assholes can't even score a single run or get a pitcher a win after he throws 8 innings of 1 run baseball. I love this team! How many times have these cock gobblers been shut out this year?

Also funny: Joey Votto is being outhit by practically anyone on the roster that isn't a pitcher.
 
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The Reds have been 1-9 in their last 10 for what seems like forever. Two more losses (one after tonight,) and they can finally get rid of that pesky win vs. the Phillies to get to their 0-10. Yet, the Reds still don't seem to gain ground on the Twins or Braves even though they are 3-7 and 4-6 in their last 10 games. I guess they HAVE to have gained some ground but this team is so bad, it seems like they should be 5 games ahead of those other two for the worst record.
 
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CFPBuckeye said:
The Reds have been 1-9 in their last 10 for what seems like forever. Two more losses (one after tonight,) and they can finally get rid of that pesky win vs. the Phillies to get to their 0-10. Yet, the Reds still don't seem to gain ground on the Twins or Braves even though they are 3-7 and 4-6 in their last 10 games. I guess they HAVE to have gained some ground but this team is so bad, it seems like they should be 5 games ahead of those other two for the worst record.
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Have faith

Look at the post ASG schedule. Look at the bullpens numbers.

The NL Central is going to take turns pissing in the bitches ocular cavity.
 
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Jaxbuck said:
Have faith

Look at the post ASG schedule. Look at the bullpens numbers.

The NL Central is going to take turns pissing in the bitches ocular cavity.
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Now I like where this is going and the woodland critters agree.

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Squirrelly Squirrel: Whoa whoa, hang on, y'all. You can't just kill her. That's not evil enough.
Freddy Krueger: What do you mean? We cut out her eyeball.
Jason Voorhees: Yeah, that's super hardcore.
Squirrelly Squirrel: Now come on y'all. We can do better than that.
Beavery Beaver: Hey! I know! Let's all pee in her empty eye socket!
Deery Deer: Let's make her eat her own eyeball, and then pee in her empty eyesocket.
Beary Bear: How about we get someone with AIDS to pee in her eyesocket, so she dies all slowlike?
The Minotaur: Nobody here has AIDS!
Woodland Critters: Awwww!!
Beary Bear: But we've got to have AIDS before we pee in her eyesocket!
Squirrelly Squirrel: Now don't be down y'all. I bet we can find some AIDS out in the forest.
 
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CFPBuckeye said:
Now I like where this is going and the woodland critters agree.

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Squirrelly Squirrel: Whoa whoa, hang on, y'all. You can't just kill her. That's not evil enough.
Freddy Krueger: What do you mean? We cut out her eyeball.
Jason Voorhees: Yeah, that's super hardcore.
Squirrelly Squirrel: Now come on y'all. We can do better than that.
Beavery Beaver: Hey! I know! Let's all pee in her empty eye socket!
Deery Deer: Let's make her eat her own eyeball, and then pee in her empty eyesocket.
Beary Bear: How about we get someone with AIDS to pee in her eyesocket, so she dies all slowlike?
The Minotaur: Nobody here has AIDS!
Woodland Critters: Awwww!!
Beary Bear: But we've got to have AIDS before we pee in her eyesocket!
Squirrelly Squirrel: Now don't be down y'all. I bet we can find some AIDS out in the forest.
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I was going with this



not sure which came first :lol:
 
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