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Reds tidbits 2016 (Sponge Bob Tight Canadian Pants)

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The lady in the white jacket closest to the victim, just watches her go all the way down like it's something you just see every day is starting to make me laugh harder than the fallers feeble grasp for the netting
 
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The Reds scored 3 runs, had 8 hits and committed 6 errors in the 3 game sweep by the Dodgers. The Reds have now lost 10 straight games and gained a game on the Twins last night in the loss column. Dan Straily will waste his only year of solid pitching on these bums. Next year, he will be injured or the Reds won't suck as bad (not likely) and Straily will go full retard. It's the Reds way.

In two of the three games, the Reds gave up a combined 4 runs and managed to lose them both, spoiling not only Straily's game, but a solid effort by Finnegan as well. Solid efforts will not be tolerated.
 
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CFPBuckeye said:
The Reds scored 3 runs, had 8 hits and committed 6 errors in the 3 game sweep by the Dodgers. The Reds have now lost 10 straight games and gained a game on the Twins last night in the loss column. Dan Straily will waste his only year of solid pitching on these bums. Next year, he will be injured or the Reds won't suck as bad (not likely) and Straily will go full retard. It's the Reds way.

In two of the three games, the Reds gave up a combined 4 runs and managed to lose them both, spoiling not only Straily's game, but a solid effort by Finnegan as well. Solid efforts will not be tolerated.
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Will they give Straily a long term contract just before he suffers that career damaging injury? That's the patented Indians' formula.
 
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Will they give Straily a long term contract just before he suffers that career damaging injury? That's the patented Indians' formula.
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The injury doesn't come without a longterm contract first. The one begets the other.

A little trivia for you...

Did you know that Homer Bailey was a pitcher for the Cincinnati Reds...this year? You might not have ever seen him pitch this season, but he is alive and still in the organization...collecting fat checks.
 
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6 of first 7 batters reach base and they have two runs to show for it thanks to a pickoff, a caught stealing, and then a GIDP with the bases loaded and nobody out.

What's shittier than being shitty?
 
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Tonight's act of Redsness;

bases loaded, 0 outs, in Coors field

Somehow the pitcher walks Billy Hamilton and they get 1 run

Bases still loaded, still 0 outs, still in Coors field (Rockies have 7 runs through 2)
Gizmo K
Duvall K
Bruce GO 6-3

:lol:

For bonus LULZ, Billy Hamilton swung at a 2-0 pitch after the pitcher had just thrown 7 consecutive balls

seven

and he swung
 
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