Reds tidbits 2016 (Sponge Bob Tight Canadian Pants)

[Jaxbuck]

Blasphemy!

 

[Honor&Glory]

Only playing Milwaukee 18 times could fuck up Jax's wet dream of record setting losses.

 

[CFPBuckeye]

Thanks a lot, bullpen...

Now what reason do I have to watch these clowns?

@Jaxbuck...help me out.

 

[Jaxbuck]

Thanks a lot, bullpen...

Now what reason do I have to watch these clowns?

@Jaxbuck...help me out.

You guys are so negative. It really isn't healthy.

They could obviously start a new streak today. It could be even longer and more glorious.

Glass is always half full man.

 

[ochre]

Billy is fast.

 

[CFPBuckeye]

Oh shit! These guys are playing right now?

 

[Thump]

Ohlendorf in, loss upcoming.

Loving the Flair "Woooooohhh" coming back in full effect.

 

[Jaxbuck]

Bullpen comes back from last nights streak breaking disappointment with a vengeance.

Jesus Christ Ramierez, Cotham and Hayes combine for 3 IP and 8 runs

well done gents, well done

 

[Fungo Squiggly]

Have no fear, the steerpen is here.

 

[Jaxbuck]

Fielding Yost had a point a minute football team

Brian Price has a run an inning bullpen

 

[CFPBuckeye]

I read a comment on ESPN's gamecast...

"I'd rather trust Casey Anthony with a baby than trust the Reds' bullpen with a lead."

 

[CFPBuckeye]

Fielding Yost had a point a minute football team

Brian Price has a run an inning bullpen

That's not even a joke. That's fact.

These guys are back to their "winning" ways.

Lamb pitches just 4 innings. After that, it was 1 run in the 5th, 1 run in the 6th, 1 run in the 7th, 1 run in the 8th. That shit is clutch.

 

[Jaxbuck]

Update to the race for #1

Total Games 162
Games played 32
Games remaining 130

Won 13
Loss 19

Loss Goal 109
Magic Number 90
Lose % needed 69.23%
Current Losing % 59.38%
Projected losses 96.19

Currently trailing the loss leading Braves by 4 but don't be discouraged, according to Baseball Prospectus adjusted standings they are outperforming all "should have" scenarios.

They should have a record that reflects what we all know to be true, that they are the worst team, and franchise, in MLB.

 

[Jaxbuck]

Pirates are in town to give the Reds a Jolly Rogering

I don't think they mind to be honest

 

[CFPBuckeye]

6th inning? Four pitch walk? One run lead? Bring in the fucking bullpen! Do it!