Reds tidbits 2016 (Sponge Bob Tight Canadian Pants)

[Dryden]

Mesoraco torn labrum in left shoulder.

Jax predicted this in the Winter of 2014.

Only thing is when he listed four possible injuries, I didn't think he was picking one for each season through 2018.

 

[Thump]

Feel bad for Mesoraco.

 

[Fungo Squiggly]

Holy Gizmo.

The suck may go into remission when you leave, but the return to Cincy will ALWAYS lead to a relapse.

 

[Fungo Squiggly]

Jesus Christ, Ramirez.

 

[Fungo Squiggly]

 

[CookyPuss]

Lick that windshield bullpen!

 

[CookyPuss]

Strike out looking to end it. Fitting conclusion to that horse abortion of a game.

 

[OHSportsFan]

 

[Fungo Squiggly]

Reds starters have a total of 4 wins. 12 starters alone have at least that many.

 

[Jaxbuck]

Reds starters have a total of 4 wins. 12 starters alone have at least that many.

How did they ever get 4?

 

[CFPBuckeye]

History!

 

[Jaxbuck]

Total Games 162
Games played 26
Games remaining 136

Won 10
Loss 16

Loss Goal 109
Magic Number 93
Lose % needed 68.38%
Current Losing % 61.54%
Projected losses 99.69

They are tracking 100 losses.

They have some work to do to get back on pace for the record but between injuries, lack of talent and copious amounts of institutional fail I think they can do it.

 

[Jaxbuck]

By the way, anyone recall back on March the 26th, post #163 of this thread, I linked this article Reds doing reds things.

In it I was having some fun with the abject stupidity of rushing Homer Bailey's rehab.

Today I give you this gem: Owwww, my fucking arm!!

 

[Bestbuck36]

How did they ever get 4?

Huge Huge HUGE fucking leads!! And rain.

 

[CFPBuckeye]

Is he pitching? Or taking a Price?

Btw, +1 for @Jaxbuck for getting the Bunk up in here.