Reds tidbits 2016 (Sponge Bob Tight Canadian Pants)

[CFPBuckeye]

Reds raised Syndergaard's ERA. Dude has to be pissed. He's given up 3 runs to the Dayton Dragons.

 

[Thump]

D'oh!

 

[ochre]

bus got here a bit early

 

[Jaxbuck]

One-Oh-Nine...One-Oh-Nine....One-Oh-Nine....One-Oh-Nine

 

[Dryden]

 

[CFPBuckeye]

Take the catcher and put him over the RF wall. The catcher isn't needed behind the plate. The balls never make it to him anyway.

 

[Fungo Squiggly]

Welcome to the club J.C. Ramirez. You'll fit right in.

 

[Jaxbuck]

Welcome to the club J.C. Ramirez. You'll fit right in.

Jesus Christ, Ramirez

 

[brodybuck21]

Jesus Christ, Ramirez

 

[Bestbuck36]

Sorry Mr. Finnegan, the Krem reaper has you in his sights. Throwing way to good for this roster.

 

[Jaxbuck]

It's still April and Price is already in the spot where he has to choose between leaving a talented young starter in longer than he should or taking the auto-loss by going to the pen.

Clear the Krem reapers schedule, he's going to have customers soon.

 

[Jaxbuck]

Billy Hamilton slash line to date:

.174/.255/.326

The best thing isn't the .255 OBP, or the inverse of that in noting that he makes an out 75% of the time he comes to the plate, or even that if he were qualified his OBP would be 17th worst in all of baseball, no....the best part is he's out slugging Sponge Bob Tight Canadian Pants

 

[Fungo Squiggly]

My feelings about this team summed up in one beautiful gif.

 

[CFPBuckeye]

Are these guys still playing basebal? Can their ERAs get any higher?

 

[Fungo Squiggly]

Moscot vs Harvey. Can't imagine how this could go poorly.