Reds tidbits 2016 (Sponge Bob Tight Canadian Pants)

[CFPBuckeye]

Cy Young would get his shit pushed in if he pitched on the road in St. Louis wearing a Reds uniform.

 

[Marty Brennaman]

Suarez chips in with his nightly error to help Melville out

 

[Marty Brennaman]

That's as close to a little league mercy rule to end an MLB inning as you will ever see

Even the Cardinals aren't pricks enough to argue

 

[Marty Brennaman]

Phillips up

Over under on pitches seen this AB

3

I'll take the under

 

[Marty Brennaman]

I'll be damned, he took the first two pitches

still only saw 4

 

[Marty Brennaman]

Bottom of the 2nd and Melville just walked carpenter fr the second time in the game....on 8 pitches

 

[Honor&Glory]

The only thing that makes the plunger feel worse is george fucking grand.

 

[CFPBuckeye]

I hate #42

 

[Fungo Squiggly]

This Melville kid looks like a keeper.

Drunk and struggling to come up with a moby dick joke. Thank god for fucking autocorrect. These losers fucking suck.

 

[Jaxbuck]

Drunk and struggling to come up with a moby dick joke. Thank god for fucking autocorrect. These losers fucking suck.

We've got a Melville, two fucking whales in the bullpen, an endless supply of Harpoon/blow hole jokes at 1B and Ahab who lost his fucking mind up in the booth years ago.

You'd think we could work with this

 

[Jaxbuck]

Drunk and struggling to come up with a moby dick joke.

Little known fact:

He was simply known as "moby" when he wasn't drinking

 

[Jaxbuck]

I'm not saying Votto is gay but he's swallowed more semen than Moby Dick

 

[Fungo Squiggly]

We've got a Melville, two fucking whales in the bullpen, an endless supply of Harpoon/blow hole jokes at 1B and Ahab who lost his fucking mind up in the booth years ago.

You'd think we could work with this

It should be easy. It's just too damned hard to care ebough about these cunts to even think about them.

 

[Jaxbuck]

Call me Marty.

Some years ago - never mind how long precisely - having little or no brains in my fucking head, and nothing particular to do, I thought I would catch a ballgame and see the southwestern part of Ohio.....

 

[Fungo Squiggly]

Call me Marty.

Some years ago - never mind how long precisely - having little or no brains in my fucking head, and nothing particular to do, I thought I would catch a ballgame and see the southwestern part of Ohio.....

And then?