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Reds tidbits 2016 (Sponge Bob Tight Canadian Pants)

Drunk and struggling to come up with a moby dick joke. Thank god for fucking autocorrect. These losers fucking suck.

We've got a Melville, two fucking whales in the bullpen, an endless supply of Harpoon/blow hole jokes at 1B and Ahab who lost his fucking mind up in the booth years ago.

You'd think we could work with this
 
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We've got a Melville, two fucking whales in the bullpen, an endless supply of Harpoon/blow hole jokes at 1B and Ahab who lost his fucking mind up in the booth years ago.

You'd think we could work with this

It should be easy. It's just too damned hard to care ebough about these cunts to even think about them.
 
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Call me Marty.

Some years ago - never mind how long precisely - having little or no brains in my fucking head, and nothing particular to do, I thought I would catch a ballgame and see the southwestern part of Ohio.....
 
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