Reds tidbits 2016 (Sponge Bob Tight Canadian Pants)

[Jaxbuck]

There's the jay Bruce we all know

big K with 1 out and a man on 3rd

well done you worthless sack of monkey spunk

 

[Dryden]

Mes getting a bit annoyed Finnegan keeps skipping change-ups into his junk.

 

[Jaxbuck]

worst base running team in the history of bases or running

fucking retards

 

[Jake]

You just know part of Bryan Price is hoping someone gets a hit as Finnegan approaches the *magical* 100th pitch. :popcorn:

 

[Jaxbuck]

they are going to find a way to lose this fucker after the start that kid just had

disgusting

 

[Dryden]

they are going to find a way to lose this fucker after the start that kid just had

disgusting

"Find?"

He's been there for years.

 

[Jaxbuck]

Cat Puncher is gimping around and has had 3-4 passed balls tonight

I'm guessing DL trip soon

got a week out of him I guess

 

[Jaxbuck]

"Find?"

He's been there for years.

Cingrani says "I'll take care of this one"

 

[Dryden]

At least Diaz is efficient.

 

[Bestbuck36]

OH shit, Boondock Saints .gif. Always gets the thumbs up.

 

[Bestbuck36]

So, there was a break in the schedule right in the middle of a series? What kind of stupid shit is that??

 

[Dryden]

So, there was a break in the schedule right in the middle of a series? What kind of stupid [Mark May] is that??

An off day after a home opener is pretty common.

Stupid. But common.

 

[Fungo Squiggly]

Hey. A day of rest is never a bad thing. It's hard to suck so consistently when you have to go out there and blow goats everyday. It's a grind, man. Gotta ice those knees.

 

[CFPBuckeye]

That day of rest did wonders for Alfredo Simon. 5 earned runs and relieved before getting out of the first.

Just as impressive...Heyward struck out twice in one inning.

 

[Jaxbuck]