Reds tidbits 2016 (Sponge Bob Tight Canadian Pants)

[Mike80]

this thread is awesome

 

[Jaxbuck]

For tracking purposes


The Drive for 109

Total Games 162 (unfortunately)
Games played 8 (that's it? Feels like more)
Games remaining 154 (fuck me)

Won 5
Loss 3

Loss Goal 109
Magic Number: 106
Loss % needed: 68.83%

 

[Jaxbuck]

I wonder if it would help Hoover, as a professional athlete, if he wasn't such a fat fuck?

 

[CFPBuckeye]

I wonder if it would help Hoover, as a professional athlete, if he wasn't such a fat fuck?

He's in the middle of a fat contest between him and his 16.88 ERA. Hoover is winning but the ERA isn't giving up.

 

[Jaxbuck]

He's in the middle of a fat contest between him and his 16.88 ERA. Hoover is winning but the ERA isn't giving up.

He should look at the bright side, his ERA is a lot lower than his body fat %

 

[Jaxbuck]

BTW, in tonight's disgracing of Ohio, Jay Bruce had a great Reds moment;

He made a fantastic sliding catch and came up firing behind the runner at first to try and make the double play.

If there had been a Reds player anywhere within 90 ft of 1B it would have probably worked.

Sadly enough, Sponge Bob Tight Canadian Pants was elsewhere and a couple more runs scored on the throwing error.

 

[CFPBuckeye]

BTW, in tonight's disgracing of Ohio, Jay Bruce had a great Reds moment;

He made a fantastic sliding catch and came up firing behind the runner at first to try and make the double play.

If there had been a Reds player anywhere within 90 ft of 1B it would have probably worked.

Sadly enough, Sponge Bob Tight Canadian Pants was elsewhere and a couple more runs scored on the throwing error.

The good news is...what's a couple extra runs when you score only one?

 

[Jaxbuck]

The good news is...what's a couple extra runs when you score only one?

That is one of those deep philosophical questions like "If a Reds player wins something off the field, can he still be a Red?"

 

[CFPBuckeye]

That is one of those deep philosophical questions like "If a Reds player wins something off the field, can he still be a Red?"

You lost me at Reds player wins...there were words after it but now I'm in a padded room.

 

[Fungo Squiggly]

Hey. A day of rest is never a bad thing. It's hard to suck so consistently when you have to go out there and blow goats everyday. It's a grind, man. Gotta ice those knees.

See? That billy goat will never get serviced like that again.




At least until these losers head back there later this season.

 

[Honor&Glory]

Sadly enough, Sponge Bob Tight Canadian Pants

I'm laughing out loud in a bathroom stall.

 

[Jaxbuck]

I'm laughing out loud in a bathroom stall.

I hope Gizmo isn't around

 

[CFPBuckeye]

I hope Gizmo isn't around

Gizmo uses the womens room.

 

[Jaxbuck]

Gizmo uses the womens room.

left handed even

 

[Jaxbuck]

This Melville kid looks like a keeper.