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Reds tidbits 2015 (morgue)

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Tonight was the night I had free tickets for. I ended up sitting behind the biggest fucking ginger kid I've ever seen, which means (lucky for me) I didn't have to watch any of the game. I just sat in my plastic chair and drank beer, making it not all that different from any other night at home. The only real difference was instead of looking out the front of my garage I was looking at the back of this kid's giant fucking head.

Seriously, this kid looked like he was about 16 and the only thing keeping him from being a badass LT is the fact that they don't make Dark Helmet-sized football headgear. You know how midgets have heads that are way too big for their bodies? This kids head was similarly out of proportion, but he was like 6'5". It was kinda fascinating. If he ever grows into that gourd he's the next Andre the Giant.
 
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jlb1705 said:
Tonight was the night I had free tickets for. I ended up sitting behind the biggest fucking ginger kid I've ever seen, which means (lucky for me) I didn't have to watch any of the game. I just sat in my plastic chair and drank beer, making it not all that different from any other night at home. The only real difference was instead of looking out the front of my garage I was looking at the back of this kid's giant fucking head.

Seriously, this kid looked like he was about 16 and the only thing keeping him from being a badass LT is the fact that they don't make Dark Helmet-sized football headgear. You know how midgets have heads that are way too big for their bodies? This kids head was similarly out of proportion, but he was like 6'5". It was kinda fascinating. If he ever grows into that gourd he's the next Andre the Giant.
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Look at the size of that boy's heed!
I'm not kidding, it's like an orange on a toothpick.
 
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5 straight losses and only one was even fairly close. Our usual ranting won't even cover these pathetic dickbags.

Only one player I'd even think about keeping at this point and thats Chapman. Maybe Lorenzen since he is still young enough to not be affected by the whirlpool of fucking suck!
 
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Usually my apathy for the Reds doesn't kick in until July when summer NFL camps start to open up. But I am in full swing now. I have tickets for games in July and August and I couldn't possibly care any less if I use then or not. Thanks Bob, Walt. You've over paid for old players. You've over paid for young players who don't work or don't care. You've over paid for injured players. But you've made up for it with more bobble head giveaways.
 
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