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Reds tidbits 2015 (morgue)

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Dryden said:
They'd save 29 other GMs a lot of time by just sending him to the great big bullpen in the sky and dumping his body in the river.

Or stash him in that Tundra. If anyone finally hits that fucking sign, some lucky fan from Kentucky could win Kevin Gregg's corpse.
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Odds of hitting the Tundra go down exponentially if he isn't pitching
 
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Went to the game last night but couldn't stay for the whole thing due to the two hour rain delay.

For those of you who haven't been to GABP (and for those of you who might be banned, Jaxbuck) - the changes are pretty nice.
I like the new Bootleggers beer bar down the first base line.

The French Fry bar is nice too - but it's in a horrible spot.
 
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Well, welcome back Cozart!

Never thought I'd say that.

Sad part is this guy is a straight up fast ball pitcher and Billy went down in 3 straight pitches before Cozart and Votto hit lasers. Kid needs a new hitting coach that can zero him in. He really seems to be overswinging all of the time.
 
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So, you're trying to fucking tell me Iglesias' stuff isnt major league ready for the Cincinnati Reds when Gregg, Badenhopp and at times Dumbo Diaz, are??? How many games have they wasted this season trying to hold his arbitration clock down? Idiots.

On another note, ReTodd power STRONG!

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Bestbuck36 said:
Sad part is this guy is a straight up fast ball pitcher and Billy went down in 3 straight pitches before Cozart and Votto hit lasers. Kid needs a new hitting coach that can zero him in. He really seems to be overswinging all of the time.
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There isn't a hitting coach alive that can fix him.

He couldn't hit in the minors, he hasn't hit yet in the majors. He isn't going to wake up one day and all of a sudden be able to hit.
 
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Dryden said:
By horrible spot you mean inside the stadium, right?
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There are plenty of places inside the stadium with no view of the game. Those are pretty nice.

I think I mentioned last season that I got free tickets to the Champions Club for one game. You can sit in there and eat hot dogs like Kobayashi without having to watch a single stupid pitch of baseball. It was fantastic.
 
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