Reds tidbits 2014 (official thread of windshield licking)

[Tanner]

would not have guessed that hamilton would be a better hitter than base runner

 

[Fungo Squiggly]

Five consecutive two-out hits. Who the fuck are these guys?

 

[ochre]

who the fuck runs into a tag out at the plate on a swinging bunt by Hamilton? That's damn stupid.

 

[Jaxbuck]

If you are the Pirates you should just go collectively kill yourself.

You blow a 5-1 lead to these mooseknuckles?

 

[Bestbuck36]

I'm so confused right now. What is happening?

 

[Jaxbuck]

I'm so confused right now. What is happening?

other teams are sucking more than the Reds

 

[Dryden]

Missed the game to do shit with the family (don't you hate when they make you do that?), but I see from the game recap Latos and Schumaker are now hurt too.

Awesome.

 

[Jaxbuck]

time to face the reality of trying to win MLB games with a AAA lineup tonight

 

[Bestbuck36]

Somebody please stop me from starting to believe in these assholes.

And, Frazier just goes yard to take the lead 5-4?!?!?!

 

[Jaxbuck]

Somebody please stop me from starting to believe in these assholes.

 

[Jaxbuck]

Thrown out at home the fuck again!!!

 

[Fungo Squiggly]

Does any team in baseball (and I'm talking little league on up) get thrown out at home more than these fucktwits?

Tards gonna tard

 

[Fungo Squiggly]

Here comes the predictable GIDP.

 

[Jaxbuck]

As long as I have watched these fucking guys part of me still can't believe the ineptitude I see from time to time

Its really quite amazing

 

[Jaxbuck]

I'm out

life is too short for this kind of bullshit