Reds tidbits 2014 (official thread of windshield licking)

[Fungo Squiggly]

Luis Valbuena. .308 career OBP.

Bracing.

 

[Jaxbuck]

Luis Valbuena. .308 career OBP.

Bracing.

they fucking walked him after starting him off 0-2

 

[Fungo Squiggly]

Only a walk. Minor impact

 

[Fungo Squiggly]

Ruggiano. Career OPS of .718. Grand Slam impending.

 

[Dryden]

they fucking walked him after starting him off 0-2

This umpires strike zone is awful. Getting it from both sides.

 

[Jaxbuck]

Gameday says "coaching visit to the mound"

I can hear that one from here..."What the fuck are you doing you big dumb sonofabitch?"

 

[Jaxbuck]

Cubbed it raw

 

[Dryden]

Yadier Molina going to be out 6-8 weeks with thumb ligament injury.

Rather hilarious that Yadier and Phillips injured their thumbs at basically the same time in two different games.

 

[Jaxbuck]

well the 90 man bullpen is coming in handy today I guess

 

[Dryden]

Ludwick, Santiago, and Cozart.

Do the Cubs bring in a pitcher or let a position player pitch here?

 

[Jaxbuck]

well there goes one of the two legitimate major leaguers we are running out there today

 

[Jaxbuck]

swing hard in case you hit something Zack

good luck

 

[Jaxbuck]

Drew Cozart

 

[BuckeyeNation27]

i love this thread

 

[Jaxbuck]