Reds tidbits 2014 (official thread of windshield licking)

[Jaxbuck]

7th inning stretch


and 4 more guys go on the DL

 

[Jaxbuck]

Yeah, well look at the lineup the Reds ran out there. Todd Frazier and the seven mental-midgets.

Got to hand it to Bryan Price, one way to upgrade the bench is start everybody else so Phillips, Votto, Bruce, Mesoraco, and Hamilton are sitting on it.

He K'd Olaf on like 4 pitches. One of which may have been a strike

 

[jlb1705]

The Krem Reaper claims another.

 

[Jaxbuck]

 

[Jaxbuck]

ok, only 6 outs away from a 5 game sweep

they need to get busy if they are going to blow this

 

[Dryden]

Five bucks Broxton tears his UCL here the way this series is going.

 

[Jaxbuck]

and here we go

lead off single and Rizzo up

 

[Jaxbuck]

Five bucks Broxton tears his UCL here the way this series is going.

nah, he's likely to just pull a tit sloshing around out there

 

[Jaxbuck]

I can just hear the yakkety sax

 

[Fungo Squiggly]

Jesus. If you're going to run a fucking clown show out there, may as well dig up Max Patkin's corpse and start it at short.

 

[Jaxbuck]

There is absolutely no way this bullpen is going to get 12 outs before they give up a run

no chance, no how, no way

 

[Jaxbuck]

this team....

 

[Jaxbuck]

anybody left alive in the dugout for Price to send up there for a PH K?

 

[Jaxbuck]

bases loaded 2 out for Heisey


this should go well

 

[Fungo Squiggly]

Incoming fail reported dead ahead. Brace for impact.