Reds tidbits 2014 (official thread of windshield licking)

[Bestbuck36]

And Billy Fucking Hamilton. Dude has it going so good he's bound to get popped shoplifting at Macy's any day now.

I'd like to see that security guard trying to run him down. Paul Blart my ass.

 

[Jaxbuck]

And Billy Fucking Hamilton. Dude has it going so good he's bound to get popped shoplifting at Macy's any day now.

I say he gets raped to death by an unbalanced, transgender ICP posse member loose on the streets of Cincy after escaping its parents basement and skipping out on its meds for the day.

It would just figure

 

[Bucklion]

I say he gets raped to death by an unbalanced, transgender ICP posse member loose on the streets of Cincy after escaping its parents basement and skipping out on its meds for the day.

It would just figure

Reports are the last words Hamilton heard were "FAYGO MOTHERFUCKER DOWNASSED NINJAZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

 

[Fungo Squiggly]

Cannot stand prosperity. Hamilton AND Phillips leave the game hurt. Fantastic.

 

[Dryden]

Per Thom, thumb sprain for Phillips, xray negative. Hamstring tightness for Hamilton, lifted to rest him.

 

[Dryden]

That's good, now Walt can not put either on the DL, have Bruce learn 2B, and trade for a pitcher.

 

[Jaxbuck]

Now if these worthless pudwhacks could find a way to play the Cubs in the playoffs they might make it out of the first round.

 

[Bucklion]

Now if these worthless pudwhacks could find a way to play the Cubs in the playoffs they might make it out of the first round.

Not if they keep pitching BP to Rizzo

 

[Fungo Squiggly]

Quite the fearsome lineup out there today.

Heisey
Schumacher
Frazier
Pena
Ludwick
Santiago
Cozart
Barnhart
Bailey

And they scored 3 in the first.

 

[Tanner]

That lineup burns my eyes

Only the Cubs could lose to that group

 

[Jaxbuck]

4-1

but anytime Homer LaLoosh is announcing his presence with authority while losing battles with his ferret like attention span, no lead is safe

 

[Jaxbuck]

right on fucking que he hits the #8 hitter, walks another guy, falls behind some rookie call up and gives up a 2 run double


This is the one the fucking braintrust gives a LTC

unreal

 

[Jaxbuck]

then he gets Rizzo out on 3 pitches

million dollar arm, .02 cent brain

Its never gotten any better

 

[Fungo Squiggly]

Oh, for fuck's sake. He can't even throw the ball without hurting himself.

 

[Jaxbuck]

Oh, for fuck's sake. He can't even throw the ball without hurting himself.

which one is hurt now?