• New here? Register here now for access to all the forums, download game torrents, private messages, polls, Sportsbook, etc. Plus, stay connected and follow BP on Instagram @buckeyeplanet and Facebook.

Reds tidbits 2014 (official thread of windshield licking)

Jump to latest Follow Reply
plum diamonds buckeye planet
Sort by date Sort by votes
Kyle Lohse has struck out 5 of the first 6 fucktards he has faced.

Only thing keeping him from some kind of record tonight is pitch count, he's over 40 already.

Reds hitters are a fucking disgrace
 
Upvote 0
Garza rings Gizmo up on 3 pitches.

Perfect game through 4 complete on only 36 pitches.

These guys are the cuckolds of MLB. Any old starting pitcher can come into GABP, screw their old lady on the kitchen table, swab off on the curtains and make these gutless pussies clean up the mess as the pitcher stands their and laughs at them (along with the old lady).

I'm personally embarrassed for them. If I were as bad at my job as they are at theirs I'd have the self respect and dignity to just find another line of work.

I'd bet Gizmo could be an excellent seamstress.
 
Upvote 0
2a540f2b4e0bcf52f27b9e6d90f50a72.jpg
628x471.jpg



I'm just fuckin sayin
 
Upvote 0
You must log in or register to reply here.
Back
Top