Reds tidbits 2014 (official thread of windshield licking)

[brodybuck21]

that one guy who grounds into double plays all the times....Willie Mays Hayes or something like that....

datdudeDP

 

[Jaxbuck]

It isn't like their division is awesome or anything either, but they are already 5.5 out. Begs the question - when do they look to trade BP?

They spent all winter trying to trade his sorry ass.

No takers.

 

[Mike80]

They spent all winter trying to trade his sorry ass.

No takers.

there was no reason to take him back over the winter. But when the pennant races heat up, someone will eventually be in need of a 2nd baseman....

 

[Jaxbuck]

there was no reason to take him back over the winter. But when the pennant races heat up, someone will eventually be in need of a 2nd baseman....

Even if a contender gets desperate enough all it will bring is salary relief, not talent.

 

[Mike80]

Even if a contender gets desperate enough all it will bring is salary relief, not talent.

Well would you rather watch Willie Mays Double Play ground into inning enders for say the Skankees or the Reds?

 

[Jaxbuck]

Well would you rather watch Willie Mays Double Play ground into inning enders for say the Skankees or the Reds?

Well if WMDP was doing his thing for the Yankees it would mean SFS would be playing 2B for the Teds so there really is no way to win for a Reds fan (nothing new there)

 

[Mike80]

Well if WMDP was doing his thing for the Yankees it would mean SFS would be playing 2B for the Teds so there really is no way to win for a Reds fan (nothing new there)

True....

Believe me, been there, done that since about 1999 with my Orioles...if they aren't overpaying Albert Belle, they are overpaying Melvin Mora all while completely ignoring the pitching staff.

 

[TooTall]

Well would you rather watch Willie Mays Double Play ground into inning enders for say the Skankees or the Reds?

With the way previous players have performed after leaving the Reds, he'll probably bat .315, hit 25 HRs, and bat in 120 runners...

 

[Jaxbuck]

With the way previous players have performed after leaving the Reds, he'll probably bat .315, hit 25 HRs, and bat in 120 runners...

In September

 

[Jaxbuck]

Yetti's

These cocksuckers blow 'em.

 

[Jaxbuck]

Homer Baileys ERA is going to surpass Brandon Philips IQ here soon.

 

[buckeyesin07]

Homer Baileys ERA is going to surpass Brandon Philips IQ here soon.

Having Wandy Rodriguez on the hill for the opposition cures all evils. That guy's living proof that if you happen to throw left-handed, you have like a 75% chance of becoming a MLB pitcher.

 

[Jake]

I like home runs as much as the next guy, but this looks like a beer league softball game in the Reds' band box.

 

[Jaxbuck]

These ass munching cum stains are going to be 10 back before it even gets hot outside.

Fucking losers are gonna lose.

 

[Jake]

So they finish the home run derby and, of course, little happens the last 3 innings. A two-out single by Russell Martin decides it in front of about 837 people in 30 degree temps. What a great day for baseball.