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Reds tidbits 2014 (official thread of windshield licking)

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Jumpin' Jesus on a pogo stick! They didn't lose!

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Man, I have to say I'm impressed with the guys behind the plate so far. Mesoraco is on a tear and Pena is providing some really nice pop for a backup. Even the youngster Barnhart was good while he was up here. Now if they can just find a star at SS or 3B we might be in business.
 
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Bestbuck36 said:
Man, I have to say I'm impressed with the guys behind the plate so far. Mesoraco is on a tear and Pena is providing some really nice pop for a backup. Even the youngster Barnhart was good while he was up here. Now if they can just find a star at SS or 3B we might be in business.
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Don't forget to wish for a set of testicles for Votto, a brain for Phillips and a couple of boat oars for Deaddick and Hamilton to swing (it might help).
 
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Dryden said:
That'd be one fucked up adaptation of the Wizard of Oz.

"If I only had a brain ..."
"A bat ..."
"And balls!"
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Well we have the idiot scarecrow at 2b, the tin man out in LF and the cowardly lion at 1b. Slap some pig tails on Hamiltons little bitch ass and we have our Dorothy and a complete cast for the Losers of Bob.
 
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Jaxbuck said:
Don't forget to wish for a set of testicles for Votto, a brain for Phillips and a couple of boat oars for Deaddick and Hamilton to swing (it might help).
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"Oh I hit at number 3, the pressure is on me, I hear all of the cat-callllllsssssss....
Everyone seems to reck-on, I could drive 'em in from sec-ond, if I only had the baaaaallllllsssss...."
 
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The more I think of it I am pretty sure Cozart should play the part of Dorothy seeing as he already has a vagina and all.

I'll leave Bhamilton out of the cast.

For now.
 
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Well by all online accounts the aerial primate just took the worst swing anyone has ever seen during his first strikeout of the day.

Thinking maybe he wasn't quite ready after all Walt. Now what?
 
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