Reds tidbits 2014 (official thread of windshield licking)

[Fungo Squiggly]

 

[Jaxbuck]

TCBY

 

[Fungo Squiggly]

Failure is inevitable.

 

[Jaxbuck]

Sooner or later Cozart has to come to the plate

 

[Fungo Squiggly]

Shocking.

 

[Jaxbuck]

Failure is in their DNA

 

[Bestbuck36]

How fucking sad is it when you are an excellent defensive position player and they pinch hit for you because you couldnt hit water if you fell out of a boat?

FML

 

[Jaxbuck]

This is on Walt

He built this craptastic roster.

2 guys on the whole fucking team are above average hitters. Two.

The rest are below average to Cozart.

 

[Bucknut24]

Votto hitting in the 2 hole today

I guess since he's already been playing like #2 might as well put him there

 

[Mike80]

I'm not even a Reds fan but seeing them get a guy to 2nd with no outs, a guy to 3rd with one out due to a great sac bunt by Simon and then seeing it fall apart was frustrating.

 

[brodybuck21]

I'm not even a Reds fan but seeing them get a guy to 2nd with no outs, a guy to 3rd with one out due to a great sac bunt by Simon and then seeing it fall apart was frustrating.

Gonna be eliminated by may 1

 

[Mike80]

Gonna be eliminated by may 1

It isn't like their division is awesome or anything either, but they are already 5.5 out. Begs the question - when do they look to trade BP?

 

[Fungo Squiggly]

It isn't like their division is awesome or anything either, but they are already 5.5 out. Begs the question - when do they look to trade BP?

Who?

 

[ochre]

GIBP

 

[Mike80]

Who?

that one guy who grounds into double plays all the times....Willie Mays Hayes or something like that....