Reds tidbits 2014 (official thread of windshield licking)

[BengalsAndBucks]

Alfredo Simon getting detonated again. Who could have seen this coming?

If only there had been a point this year when the Red's season was effectively over AND he still had trade value....

 

[Dryden]

Chapman finishes off the win with a save, but his record run for consecutive appearances with a strikeout ends at 49.

 

[Jaxbuck]

Chapman finishes off the win with a save, but his record run for consecutive appearances with a strikeout ends at 49.

can't fault the band for hitting a bad note as the Titanic was actually slipping into the ocean.

Thanks for another lost season Walt, you slumbering cock sucker.

 

[Fungo Squiggly]

Amazing. Fucking amazing.

 

[Jaxbuck]

Amazing. Fucking amazing.

Do you realize how fucking bad you have to be to give up the game winning HR to Drew Stubbs? Its like dividing by zero.

Hoover should just quit the sport.

 

[Fungo Squiggly]

Do you realize how fucking bad you have to be to give up the game winning HR to Drew Stubbs? Its like dividing by zero.

Hoover should just quit the sport.

I was laughing when it went over the fence....then I found out Warren hit it and just about fell over. 5 in the bottom of the 9th to lose on a walk off by Stubbs? I mean, shit....can you imagine a more classic reds way to lose?

 

[Dryden]

They should pack their bags and go home. Just fucking forfeit the second game tonight.

 

[Jaxbuck]

I was laughing when it went over the fence....then I found out Warren hit it and just about fell over. 5 in the bottom of the 9th to lose on a walk off by Stubbs? I mean, [Mark May]....can you imagine a more classic reds way to lose?

No actually I was thinking about it and we may have actually seen the absolute peak here. Seriously.

All future failures, while somewhat mind numbing and laughable, will pale in comparison to this inning of majestic and, dare I say, breathtaking display of ineptitude.

What's the point of watching anymore? Every bit of fail from here on out will just be hollow and boring. What the fuck am I going to do all summer now? Who the fuck am I going to bitch at and about? 43 years of fandom, down the tubes. I might as well go join the fucking peace corps.

 

[Dryden]

All future failures, while somewhat mind numbing and laughable, will pale in comparison to this inning of majestic and, dare I say, breathtaking display of ineptitude.

You've forgotten that turd against the Blue Jays a couple months ago already?

 

[Jaxbuck]

and just for posterity's sake

 

[Jaxbuck]

You've forgotten that turd against the Blue Jays a couple months ago already?

Warren didn't hit the game winning HR did he?

Nothing can top this.

Nothing.

 

[Bucknut24]

I still fucking hate Drew Stubbs

 

[Dryden]

Warren didn't hit the game winning HR did he?

Nothing can top this.

Nothing.

You didn't catch Game 2, did you?

 

[Dryden]

Reds were outscored 2-10 in the 8th and 9th innings of this doubleheader. Had leads in both.

 

[Jaxbuck]

Reds were outscored 2-10 in the 8th and 9th innings of this doubleheader. Had leads in both.

Walt likes the team he has. Lets just wait for Votto to get a visit from the knee fixing fairy and everything will be fine.