Reds tidbits 2014 (official thread of windshield licking)

[Bestbuck36]

I see the Reds are going to do their whole, "score 10 runs in one game then less than 10 in 10 games" routine today. Brilliant as ever.

 

[Jaxbuck]

I see the Reds are going to do their whole, "score 10 runs in one game then less than 10 in 10 games" routine today. Brilliant as ever.

Yep.

These jizz garglers won't dent the plate again for a week.

 

[Fungo Squiggly]

That's not fair. I fully expect one of these bananagrabbers to dent it with his face after tripping while stepping into the batter's box.

 

[Jaxbuck]

That's not fair. I fully expect one of these bananagrabbers to dent it with his face after tripping while stepping into the batter's box.

good point

my money is on Cozart after one of his "cozart dive" swings

TCBY

 

[Bestbuck36]

That's not fair. I fully expect one of these bananagrabbers to dent it with his face after tripping while getting thrown out trying to score.

I never do this but.... FIFY

 

[Jaxbuck]

Ohio Cup tonight.

 

[ochre]

Cleveland has an A and an L in it; Reds are doomed.

 

[Jaxbuck]

Cleveland has an A and an L in it; Reds are doomed.

That and the AAA lineup they run out there every night.

 

[ochre]

Simon flashing back to his Baltimore daze.

 

[Jaxbuck]

Lonnie Chisenhall's bitch

 

[Jaxbuck]

I sure am glad Walt held on to Simon at the deadline.

I don't want to think about 2015 without this talent coming back.

 

[NFBuck]

Lonnie Chisenhall, bitch.

FIFY

 

[ochre]

it's obvious he's still a Red at heart:

 

[Jaxbuck]

it's obvious he's still a Red at heart:

The Donkey. You gotta love the fucking guy.

 

[Bestbuck36]

Speed kills.

Totally different offensive team when Hamilton leads off with a hit.