Reds tidbits 2014 (official thread of windshield licking)

[Fungo Squiggly]

For as negative as we are in this thread we can never match the hate that Marty must have in his heart for these losers, and the poor SOB doesn't even get to let it out.

Ah fuck that. The grumpy old SOB gets paid a shit ton of money to watch these losers. We pay for cable tv and MLB apps just to make sure we are there for every single cunt punt.

 

[Jaxbuck]

Ah fuck that. The grumpy old SOB gets paid a [Mark May] ton of money to watch these losers. We pay for cable tv and MLB apps just to make sure we are there for every single cunt punt.

but we can turn it off

Marty/Reds media types get the Clockwork Orange treatment

we all suffer from these smegma smears but I think we're going to see late night infomercials with Sally Struthers begging us to send money to the Reds media old timers nut fucking house some point sooner rather than later. No human can endure that and be unaffected.

 

[Jaxbuck]

A certain group of pus nutted, ball licking, dickless, brainless, spineless, fucktarded sacks of money spunk are having a perfect game thrown against them.


I'll give you 3 guesses as to who I'm talking about

 

[jlb1705]

These lousy pieces of shit are gonna get no-hit by the Cubs.

 

[Jaxbuck]

Homer Bailey is just a stupid fucking piece of shit





.......which of course means he is the pitcher they decided to throw a LTC at.



Fucking Reds

 

[Dryden]

Yay. JJ Hoover in to fix this mess! Oh well, they're Homers runs anyway.

 

[Jaxbuck]

Yay. JJ Hoover in to fix this mess! Oh well, they're Homers runs anyway.

I would leave that stupid country cocksucker in until he got 27 outs or his fucking arm came off.

Fuck his ego, fuck his psyche, fuck his ERA and fuck him

 

[Dryden]

Billy Hamilton saves a three run double.

Cue up the Forest Gump: "he's the dumbest sonofabitch alive, but he sure is fast!"

 

[Dryden]

Homers second straight start where he was perfect through three and didn't make it out of the sixth.

 

[Bestbuck36]

And then is the only one with enough balls to break up this piece of bullshit perfect game being thrown at em.

 

[Dryden]

Stats Inc confirmed today that Mesoraco is the first player in MLB history to hit for the homer cycle in order in four consecutive games. Shame he didn't hit a five run homer there to extend his streak.

 

[buckeyesin07]

If Bruce keeps hitting like this, his average just may creep over .230 by the all-star break.

 

[Jaxbuck]

Stats Inc confirmed today that Mesoraco is the first player in MLB history to hit for the homer cycle in order in four consecutive games. Shame he didn't hit a five run homer there to extend his streak.

I'd vote to give him the record if he took a bat to Homer Bailey in the dugout

 

[Dryden]

Jumbo cuts his ERA to 13.50 with that clean inning.

 

[buckeyesin07]

Not to get lost in all the good cheer, Canada's athlete of the year is a cool 0-3 tonight.