Reds tidbits 2014 (official thread of windshield licking)

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Wouldn't have guessed that Hamilton would have a higher slugging % than Bruce on June 23rd

 

[Jaxbuck]

Wouldn't have guessed that Hamilton would have a higher slugging % than Bruce on June 23rd

He's got that over Bruce and the possession of male genatalia over Votto.

 

[Jaxbuck]

Bruce, Deaddick and gizmo are 1-11 tonight but Gizmo took a walk so RZ should be happy.

Fucktards are going to lose to to the goddamn Cubs

 

[jlb1705]

Somebody better take away Franchester's belts and neckties. This is what the Reds do to people.

 

[jlb1705]

Hell is not brimstone, demons and fire. It is having to watch this team play baseball every day and not being able to walk away.

 

[Jaxbuck]

Cat puncher mistakes the Cubbies for a Tabby and delivers a shot right to the ovaries.

 

[jlb1705]

For as negative as we are in this thread we can never match the hate that Marty must have in his heart for these losers, and the poor SOB doesn't even get to let it out.

 

[Jaxbuck]

Now watch the bullpen fucking blow it.

 

[Jaxbuck]

For as negative as we are in this thread we can never match the hate that Marty must have in his heart for these losers, and the poor SOB doesn't even get to let it out.

This.

I've talked about this with a cousin that lives back there for years.

Solitary in gitmo would be a walk in the fucking flower garden to Marty.

 

[jlb1705]

Now watch the bullpen fucking blow it.

If the Reds can lead by 8 then lose by 5, leading by 5 and losing by 8 will be no sweat.

 

[Jaxbuck]

Bruce is just a bitch made bitch

 

[ochre]

Ondrusik on to turn it back into a save situation.

 

[Jaxbuck]

It's just nearly impossible to out suck the Cubs.

Even for the Reds.

 

[jlb1705]

It's just nearly impossible to out suck the Cubs.

Even for the Reds.

They try hard though, and that's what counts.

 

[Jaxbuck]

While we are at it, let's revisit what Lee Elia thinks about Cubs fans.

http://m.youtube.com/watch?feature=kp&v=8S0CDtEz_Bo