Reds Tidbits (2013 Season)

[Jaxbuck]

Ok. Time for Phillips and or Big Game Joey Votto to put the fuck up here.

 

[Bucknut24]

Ok. Time for Phillips and or Big Game Joey Votto to put the fuck up here.

lol, big game votto, dude's been MIA for about 2 months now, we have the most unclutch lineup on this team

 

[Bucknut24]

BP trying to be like a 4 hitter in the 2 hole by hitting it to Nashville

 

[Jaxbuck]

Sorry if any of my sarcasm from Big Game Joey dripped on your keyboard.

 

[Fungo Squiggly]

Lump-dick nancy boys. It's a shame how offensively-retarded this collection of poof's is. Tragic

 

[Jaxbuck]

BP trying to be like a 4 hitter in the 2 hole by hitting it to Nashville

Willie Mays fucking Hayes.

Nothing ever changes.

 

[Bucknut24]

Sorry if any of my sarcasm from Big Game Joey dripped on your keyboard.

 

[Honor&Glory]

It is nights like these that I remember that I am watching retarded kids licking windshields.

 

[Bucknut24]

lol, next 3 up are a combined 0-14

This is the "special" hitters

 

[Jaxbuck]

It is nights like these that I remember that I am watching retarded kids licking windshields.

Licking them clean. Like shoe shine Tommy, your windshield will be like fucking mirrors.

 

[Jaxbuck]

lol, next 3 up are a combined 0-14

This is the "special" hitters

 

[Bucknut24]

0-6 for Votto on the night, congrats, you win the gold for top tard

 

[Honor&Glory]

Licking them clean. Like shoe shine Tommy, your windshield will be like fucking mirrors.

I'm going to go get my shine box...just as Joey Votto looks at another strike 3...truthfully, he's playing like he is about to be ousted from the closet again...just waiting for the dizziness and vertigo to be announced.

 

[Jaxbuck]

0 for fucking 6!

Is that like the golden took?

 

[buckeyescott11]

Ondrusuck coming in..white flag has officially been waved.