Reds Tidbits (2013 Season)

[Bucknut24]

make that 0-17 now

they're not even trying to get hits now, seeing who can create the biggest wind out there..

so far, it's Dusty winning with the wind he blows out of his ass

 

[Jaxbuck]

0 for fucking 6!

Is that like the golden toque?

 

[buckeyescott11]

My bad..thought Marty said Ondrusek was coming in.

 

[Bucknut24]

My bad..thought Marty said Ondrusek was coming in.

same result

 

[Jaxbuck]

and there it is

you knew they were going to get the dance card punched sooner or later

 

[Honor&Glory]

and on that note, I can go to bed with visions of NFL football dancing in my head.

 

[Jaxbuck]

If you ever had to bet your life on a sporting event, the Teds not coming back in the bottom of the 14th is as good a spot as you could ever hope for.

 

[buckeyescott11]

I honestly didn't think we'd win regardless once Votto and Bruce struck out..no chance with our bottom part of lineup..especially when Votto and Bruce aren't hitting at all tonight. I just wish they'd get a competent hitting coach so Dusty might not have the opportunity to go full retard since we might score more than a run a game.

 

[Honor&Glory]

I honestly didn't think we'd win regardless once Votto and Bruce struck out..no chance with our bottom part of lineup..especially when Votto and Bruce aren't hitting at all tonight. I just wish they'd get a competent hitting coach so Dusty might not have the opportunity to go full retard since we might score more than a run a game.

I, too, wish for such miracles...but I haven't won the lottery, yet...my wife still doesn't look like Erin Andrews and, at last check, my current residence isn't the Playboy Mansion. One can still dream, though

 

[Fungo Squiggly]

Why the fuck is Cozart bunting? Isn't the whole idea that Hamilton can steal second? Not to mention that Cozart bunts like a bitch.

 

[Dryden]

Molina you cheating fucker. Leaned into Cozart to sell it.

 

[Fungo Squiggly]

Fucking lol.

 

[Dryden]

Billy motherfucking Hamilton. Again.

 

[Jaxbuck]

If you ever had to bet your life on a sporting event, the Teds not coming back in the bottom of the 14th is as good a spot as you could ever hope for.

That's right you whiny bitches, I just reversed jinxed THE FUCK out of you!

 

[Jaxbuck]

Lean into one here Jack