Reds Tidbits (2013 Season)

[TooTall]

'Full tard bug licking' is how I will describe this team when they are losing. (And likely when they are winning too.)

 

[jlb1705]

The manager has posted tonight's lineup:

 

[Dryden]

SENATE Restaurant adds the "Homer Fucking Bailey" to the menu.

https://www.facebook.com/pages/SENATE-Restaurant/134193393637?ref=br_tf

Today's Dog is.... The "Homer F#^kin Bailey" he's a wood grilled all beef dog on a brioche bun, topped w country gravy, BBQ pulled pork, local f#^kin cheese curds, bacon fat fries & cilantro. We're proud of this dog, as its pretty exciting. However some folks may need to "Lighten Up" a little bit, for them we suggest the salad.

 

[Jaxbuck]

annnd off the course we go

 

[buckeyescott11]

annnd off the course we go

Post of the year

 

[Jaxbuck]

Zach Cozart's capacity to suck is astonishing.

 

[Jaxbuck]

Dirty no good goddamned hippie leading the charge to finish cleaning the Seattle windshield.

These fuckheads are about to lose 2 out of 3 to Seattle, at home and never having faced Felix Hernandez or Iwakuma.

 

[Jaxbuck]

Almost had a dead hippie on our hands in the 6th.

Line drive missed his head by inches. He never had time to move.

 

[Bucknut24]

Ken Rosenthal ‏@Ken_Rosenthal 1h
Sources: Francoeur down to three teams, including #Reds. Other two teams not known.

 

[DGADBTWSOM]

Ken Rosenthal ‏@Ken_Rosenthal 1h
Sources: Francoeur down to three teams, including #Reds. Other two teams not known.

This pretty much sums up my feelings:

http://redlegnation.com/2013/07/07/please-for-the-love-of-all-that-is-good-and-pure-no/

:tic:

 

[Tanner]

Francoeur can actually help a team if you use him properly---he can hit lefties and play defense.

Of course, Dusty will most likely not use him properly

 

[DGADBTWSOM]

Francoeur can actually help a team if you use him properly---he can hit lefties and play defense.

Of course, Dusty will not use him properly

FIFY.

 

[Dryden]

This pretty much sums up my feelings:

http://redlegnation.com/2013/07/07/please-for-the-love-of-all-that-is-good-and-pure-no/

:tic:

Why is it that when it says down to the Reds and "two other teams not known", I feel that the two other teams are the Dustys and the Walts?

 

[Jaxbuck]

Fanfuckingtastic

 

[Bucknut24]

oh you hapless fucktards