God that was awful. It was like spending three hours inside a wet fart. I'm totally ready for football and football weather.
The seats were free, the parking was free... yet leave it to the Reds to find a way to make me feel like I was ripped off anyway.
The only entertaining moment was during the Kiss Cam before the third inning. Toward the end of it they fixed the camera on a fat couple that didn't bother to wait to appear on the screen before starting to make out. Once they did realize they were on screen they stopped devouring each other's faces long enough to look at the camera. The woman had the ugliest face I thought I had ever seen - that is until raised the bar when she smiled and proudly showed off her two snaggleteeth. The whole [censored]ing stadium agreed apparently, because there was an audible gasp from 23,000 people that made me laugh uncontrollably for a solid five minutes.
The seats were free, the parking was free... yet leave it to the Reds to find a way to make me feel like I was ripped off anyway.
The only entertaining moment was during the Kiss Cam before the third inning. Toward the end of it they fixed the camera on a fat couple that didn't bother to wait to appear on the screen before starting to make out. Once they did realize they were on screen they stopped devouring each other's faces long enough to look at the camera. The woman had the ugliest face I thought I had ever seen - that is until raised the bar when she smiled and proudly showed off her two snaggleteeth. The whole [censored]ing stadium agreed apparently, because there was an audible gasp from 23,000 people that made me laugh uncontrollably for a solid five minutes.
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