Random Haikus

[daddyphatsacs]

David Hasselhoff
Germans, you know they love him
Take this damn wall down!

 

[Zurp]

Eat your vegetables.
And drink your milk, too, buddy.
No dessert for you.

 

[Zurp]

One two three four five
and six seven eight nine ten
I have ten fingers.

 

[BB73]

Zurp, we must ask you
Please don't count to eleven
We don't want to know

 

[Zurp]

Zurp, we must ask you
Please don't count to eleven
We don't want to know

B-B-Seven-Three,
I won't count to eleven
Please pass me my pants.

 

[OilerBuck]

Kickboxing Otter
Digesting Ramen Noodles
Pootermobile

 

[daddyphatsacs]

Keanu Reeves once
played Johnny Utah on film
number 9, Ohio State

 

[Zurp]

Keanu Reeves once
played Johnny Utah on film
number 9, Ohio State

In another one
A QB from OSU
The Replacements

 

[Zurp]

Kick off to the Bucks
Number Ten gets a touchdown
Extra point, no good

Bucks get the ball back
This time, they get just three points
It's nine to zero.

Fumble by M Wells
A touchdown for Michigan
The Buckeyes still lead

Ted Ginn has troubles
He's not doing well with punts
The Buckeyes are down

Third down and ten yards
Twenty-one for Michigan
Twelve for the Buckeyes

Run by Smith - First down!
Then a touchdown pass to Holmes
The Bucks trail by 2.

A punt by Rivas
Ohio State, at the twelve
A long way to go

Down the field, they drive
Troy Smith seems to be perfect
Complete pass, again

He escapes a sack
He passes to eleven
Simply beautiful

Inside the 5 now
Thirty-Seven seconds left
Smith's run got no where

Hand-off to Pittman
He gets the Bucks a touchdown
Ohio State wins

 

[Fungo Squiggly]

Zurp's haiku is great!
Just the latest one, I mean.
The others are weird.

 

[Zurp]

Zurp's haiku is great!
Just the latest one, I mean.
The others are weird.

I'll show you weird, pal!
Then I'll pile some ham on top
And go back to bed.

 

[Fungo Squiggly]

I'll show you weird, pal!
Then I'll pile some ham on top
And go back to bed.

You are one strange dude!
Take your ham and shove it, pal!
Who's weird now, bozo?

 

[Dryden]

In another one
A QB from OSU
The Replacements

I always knew you were a syllable short of a haiku.

Why does Keanu
Always play an ex-Buckeye
In his action flicks?

 

[Zurp]

I always knew you were a syllable short of a haiku.

CRAP! You're right.

 

[vrbryant]

Why does Keanu
Always play an ex-Buckeye
In his action flicks?

Here is my best guess:
It's a mass conspiracy
by ESPN.