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Two thousand and five
Started out with a good win
Buckeyes beat Red Hawks

But then came Texas
The Longhorns were a good team
A very close game

The Buckeyes lost it
Twenty-five to twenty-two
Bad red zone offense

Next: S.D.S.U.
One play in, the Buckeyes trailed
But they won the game

Two wins and one loss
The Bucks wanted some revenge
Iowa was next

They beat the Hawkeyes
It was a big Buckeye win
Thirty-one to six

Then came the bye week
I went to Cedar Point then
Roller coasters RULE!

Then out to Penn State
And their obnoxious, dumb fans
The Bucks were awful

They lost by seven
It was a heart-breaking loss
DAMN DAMN DAMN DAMN DAMN!!!

Three wins, two losses
The Buckeyes season looked bad
Need a few more wins

And then those wins came
Indiana, MSU
And Minnesota

And then came the game
Against those weak Illini
They got only 2.

Next up, Northwestern
And another easy win
Hawk got his touchdown

Then came the big game
Against that team from up north
Smith is 2-and-oh

The Bucks go bowling
BCS - Fiesta Bowl
Third time in four years

They'd better watch out
Charlie Weis is very smart
He's already won

Irish can't stop them
Holmes and Ginn and some others
They are just too fast

Thirty-four, twenty
Fiesta Bowl Champions
Happy times, for all!
 
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Zurp said:
Kick off to the Bucks
Number Ten gets a touchdown
Extra point, no good

Bucks get the ball back
This time, they get just three points
It's nine to zero.

Fumble by M Wells
A touchdown for Michigan
The Buckeyes still lead

Ted Ginn has troubles
He's not doing well with punts
The Buckeyes are down

Third down and ten yards
Twenty-one for Michigan
Twelve for the Buckeyes

Run by Smith - First down!
Then a touchdown pass to Holmes
The Bucks trail by 2.

A punt by Rivas
Ohio State, at the twelve
A long way to go

Down the field, they drive
Troy Smith seems to be perfect
Complete pass, again

He escapes a sack
He passes to eleven
Simply beautiful

Inside the 5 now
Thirty-Seven seconds left
Smith's run got no where

Hand-off to Pittman
He gets the Bucks a touchdown
Ohio State wins
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How does this not already have a GPA????
 
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