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Only ones I ever spent time on:

The man on the street
is free. I wish I had such
Anonymity.

Feed the needy. Breed.
Can't sleep without the bleating.
Just keep on eating.


Yes, they're pretentious. But they were for a class and I think I was trying to impress some intellectual broad.
 
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Unless I'm missing them most of these are not technically Haiku's. Sorry to burst bubbles. :)

Each Haiku must contain a kigo, a season word, which indicate in which season the Haiku is set. For example, cherry blossoms indicate spring, snow indicate winter, and mosquitoes indicate summer, but the season word isn't always that obvious.

Go here for the rules. Haiku
 
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hoat said:
Unless I'm missing them most of these are not technically Haiku's. Sorry to burst bubbles. :)

Each Haiku must contain a kigo, a season word, which indicate in which season the Haiku is set. For example, cherry blossoms indicate spring, snow indicate winter, and mosquitoes indicate summer, but the season word isn't always that obvious.

Go here for the rules. Haiku
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That's too hard for me.
I'd rather just type out some words.
Almost time for lunch.
 
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hoat said:
Unless I'm missing them most of these are not technically Haiku's. Sorry to burst bubbles. :)

Each Haiku must contain a kigo, a season word, which indicate in which season the Haiku is set. For example, cherry blossoms indicate spring, snow indicate winter, and mosquitoes indicate summer, but the season word isn't always that obvious.

Go here for the rules. Haiku
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Football [fall kigo] and cold beer
Sometimes life is just perfect
A win for the Bucks.

HAIKU!

Gezundheit.
 
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hoat said:
Unless I'm missing them most of these are not technically Haiku's. Sorry to burst bubbles. :)

Each Haiku must contain a kigo, a season word, which indicate in which season the Haiku is set. For example, cherry blossoms indicate spring, snow indicate winter, and mosquitoes indicate summer, but the season word isn't always that obvious.

Go here for the rules. Haiku
Click to expand...

From those 'rules':
How to write Haiku

In Japanese, the rules for how to write Haiku are clear, and will not be discussed here. In foreign languages, there exist NO consensus in how to write Haiku-poems.

There's no consensus
English is not Japanese
Carry on, indeed
 
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