Random Haikus

[Taosman]

Fields of glory, snow covered now
Sweating gridiron warriors pumping iron inside
Dreaming of sun and freshly cut grass

 

[tedginn05]

This thread sucks
when I learn to read I might like it
beer anyone?

Dude that second line is like 9 syllables.

Fields of glory, snow covered now
Sweating gridiron warriors pumping iron inside
Dreaming of sun and freshly cut grass

And your second line is 14 syllables, by my count.

5-7-5 my friends.

 

[tibor75]

Smelly assed rag head
Enjoys perils of others
That's tibor always...

can I put that on my sig?

 

[MililaniBuckeye]

can I put that on my sig?

Feel free.

 

[Saw31]

God this weather sucks.
My lips are peeling off now.
Where's that damn chapstick?

 

[Zurp]

Holding it all in
Have to take a poop, badly
Hate public restrooms

 

[Zurp]

Why are haikus good?
I do not understand them.
They don't rhyme at all.

 

[vrbryant]

Only ones I ever spent time on:

The man on the street
is free. I wish I had such
Anonymity.

Feed the needy. Breed.
Can't sleep without the bleating.
Just keep on eating.


Yes, they're pretentious. But they were for a class and I think I was trying to impress some intellectual broad.

 

[vrbryant]

Why are haikus good?
I do not understand them.
They don't rhyme at all.

Mine rhymed a little.
Sometimes to rhyme is trying.
Takes time to fiddle.

 

[Zurp]

Mine rhymed a little.
Sometimes to rhyme is trying.
Takes time to fiddle.

Hey, Man, you are right.
It makes you look very bright.
Do you fear the height?

 

[hoat]

Unless I'm missing them most of these are not technically Haiku's. Sorry to burst bubbles. :)

Each Haiku must contain a kigo, a season word, which indicate in which season the Haiku is set. For example, cherry blossoms indicate spring, snow indicate winter, and mosquitoes indicate summer, but the season word isn't always that obvious.

Go here for the rules. Haiku

 

[Zurp]

Unless I'm missing them most of these are not technically Haiku's. Sorry to burst bubbles. :)

Each Haiku must contain a kigo, a season word, which indicate in which season the Haiku is set. For example, cherry blossoms indicate spring, snow indicate winter, and mosquitoes indicate summer, but the season word isn't always that obvious.

Go here for the rules. Haiku

That's too hard for me.
I'd rather just type out some words.
Almost time for lunch.

 

[Jagdaddy]

Unless I'm missing them most of these are not technically Haiku's. Sorry to burst bubbles. :)

Each Haiku must contain a kigo, a season word, which indicate in which season the Haiku is set. For example, cherry blossoms indicate spring, snow indicate winter, and mosquitoes indicate summer, but the season word isn't always that obvious.

Go here for the rules. Haiku

Football [fall kigo] and cold beer
Sometimes life is just perfect
A win for the Bucks.

HAIKU!

Gezundheit.

 

[hoat]

That's too hard for me.
I'd rather just type out some words.
Almost time for lunch.

Proceed.

 

[BB73]

Unless I'm missing them most of these are not technically Haiku's. Sorry to burst bubbles. :)

Each Haiku must contain a kigo, a season word, which indicate in which season the Haiku is set. For example, cherry blossoms indicate spring, snow indicate winter, and mosquitoes indicate summer, but the season word isn't always that obvious.

Go here for the rules. Haiku

From those 'rules':
How to write Haiku

In Japanese, the rules for how to write Haiku are clear, and will not be discussed here. In foreign languages, there exist NO consensus in how to write Haiku-poems.

There's no consensus
English is not Japanese
Carry on, indeed