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Pass me that old cheese
And I will throw it away
And get some new cheese

Steve's not wearing pants
His pants are dirty and wet
He spilled beer on them

My nose is not big
And yet it is not so small
It's medium sized

Where are my car keys?
They are not in my pocket
That's where I keep them.

I saw this lady
Going up the stairs today
I checked out her ass.

Huh? What do you mean?
That's sexual harassment?
I've been canned, again.

Imagine a world
Without anymore football
Wow. That would suck, eh?

My boss is busy
I can't give him this report
Until he is free

Jolly Ranchers ROCK!!!
I think the green ones are best.
You can keep the grape.

Don't yell at me please
But I wrecked your fancy car
It's in the ravine.

The toilet's backed-up.
The plumber will be here soon.
Pee in the corner.

Okay, I'm done now.
Back to your regular lives.
Don't bother me now.
 
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