Random Haikus

[Deety]

Looks better to me
Just one off, but all is good
It is all fixed now

The edit is good
Who knows if I can count now
Clearly that was right :p

I think you've got it
Five-seven-five is the way
Let's throw a parade

 

[Buckin' A]

This bla bla bla bla
Thread bla bla bla bla bla bla
Sucks bla bla bla bla.

:)

 

[scooter1369]

Haiku is three lines
Each is its own complete thought
Stop with the run ons!! :(

 

[DEBuckeye]

Fucking haikus, man
Everyone's a poet now
They don't even rhyme

 

[FKAGobucks877]

I took a poopie
Praying to the porcelain
I feel better now

 

[cincibuck]

It is Monday now
see stack of papers to grade
who will get the eff

 

[FookMichiganTGJ]

no school for a week
suck on that TG05
Gonna go sledding

 

[JXC]

The weekend went fast
Now it is Monday again
Somebody shoot me

 

[Jagdaddy]

I just bought some wine
Not feeling like sharing now
It will be gone soon

You sound like my wife
She often hogs all the wine
Oh well, I have scotch.

 

[FKAGobucks877]

You sound like my wife
She often hogs all the wine
Oh well, I have scotch.

Chivaz on the rocks
smooth and tasty everytime
ice and liquid fire

 

[MililaniBuckeye]

Mili dings a lot
Kaboom, thats what he will say
Dings 'em til they puke

I actually repped that...

 

[MililaniBuckeye]

(DELETED) That was over the line...even for me.

 

[Zurp]

Pass me that old cheese
And I will throw it away
And get some new cheese

Steve's not wearing pants
His pants are dirty and wet
He spilled beer on them

My nose is not big
And yet it is not so small
It's medium sized

Where are my car keys?
They are not in my pocket
That's where I keep them.

I saw this lady
Going up the stairs today
I checked out her ass.

Huh? What do you mean?
That's sexual harassment?
I've been canned, again.

Imagine a world
Without anymore football
Wow. That would suck, eh?

My boss is busy
I can't give him this report
Until he is free

Jolly Ranchers ROCK!!!
I think the green ones are best.
You can keep the grape.

Don't yell at me please
But I wrecked your fancy car
It's in the ravine.

The toilet's backed-up.
The plumber will be here soon.
Pee in the corner.

Okay, I'm done now.
Back to your regular lives.
Don't bother me now.

 

[Zurp]

CRAP!! I've killed the thread.
No one will continue it.
I go do some work.

 

[gbearbuck]

This thread sucks
when I learn to read I might like it
beer anyone?