Random Haikus

[OSUsushichic]

Unless I'm missing them most of these are not technically Haiku's. Sorry to burst bubbles. :)

Each Haiku must contain a kigo, a season word, which indicate in which season the Haiku is set. For example, cherry blossoms indicate spring, snow indicate winter, and mosquitoes indicate summer, but the season word isn't always that obvious.

Go here for the rules. Haiku

Eh, fuck that.

 

[Zurp]

From Beavis and Butt-Head:

"We're going to get high? Cool!"
"Not 'High Cool,' Butt-Head.. 'Haiku'."

 

[Fungo Squiggly]

Haiku? Monkey dung.
Japanese shit poetry!
Limericks kick ass!


There once was a man from Darjeeling,
Who boarded a bus bound for Ealing.
The sign on the door
Said "Don't spit on the floor"
So he stood up and spat on the ceiling.

:tongue2:

 

[Taosman]

Haiku traditionally needs a season reference.
But, the "rules" are not so fixed now!
The seasons always change, so why not Haiku?

 

[Zurp]

Antidisesta-
blishmentarianism.
That word kills haikus.

 

[Zurp]

So bored, here at work
I check out the internet
All my work is done

 

[Fungo Squiggly]

Work is for suckers.
Buckeye Planet passes time.
Fuck work, fuck work......Wheeee!

 

[Zurp]

Airport security
Long lines, metal detectors,
Cavity searches.

 

[DEBuckeye]

Powerball jackpot
Winners live in Nebraska
Why can't it be me?

 

[Buckeyeskickbuttocks]

'Cause you don't live in Nebraska
Thank your lucky stars
Cornhuskers suck

 

[Zurp]

Yeah - Cornfuckers suck!
The Hurricanes also suck.
Wolverines do, too!

 

[hoat]

Leafless trees swaying
Preparation for next year;
Football is my life

 

[Dryden]

Haiku? Monkey dung.
Japanese shit poetry!
Limericks kick ass!


There once was a man from Darjeeling,
Who boarded a bus bound for Ealing.
The sign on the door
Said "Don't spit on the floor"
So he stood up and spat on the ceiling.

:tongue2:

 

[Zurp]

My stomach grumbles.
I wonder what's for dinner...
Something good, I hope...

 

[Fungo Squiggly]

Beer, beer, beer, beer, beer
Beer, beer, beer, beer, beer, beer, beer
Beer, beer, beer, beer, porn.