Quitting Smoking?

[Golferdow01]

I've recently gotten into the "Smoke when you drink" thing...bad bad stuff

 

[ScarletInMyVeins]

I've recently gotten into the "Smoke when you drink" thing...bad bad stuff

That's how most people start. Don't fall into that trap.

 

[Golferdow01]

That's how most people start. Don't fall into that trap.

I know...I know...it has gotten better, only once every 2 or 3 times now, I was doing it every time

 

[ScarletInMyVeins]

Find something else to give you that extra little buzz... I prefer cocaine

 

[Golferdow01]

Find something else to give you that extra little buzz... I prefer cocaine

"Cocaine's a helluva drug!"

 

[FKAGobucks877]

I wasn't around you that much but I do remember you being a pussy and not drinking

Uh, you don't remember because you passed out after your second fuzzy navel.

 

[ScarletInMyVeins]

Bitch! I finished all 18 holes and drank a beer on each hole after the lazy ass good looking beer girl came around. Shut your cocksucker!

 

[FKAGobucks877]

Only one beer a hole? Shit, SIMV, you drink like you golf...badly.

 

[ScarletInMyVeins]

I'm gonna kick you in the shin next time I see you!

How much did you drink that day? 4? 5? Wasn't more than that.

 

[FKAGobucks877]

Ah, I'm pretty sure gbear, Nasty, and AKAK can vouch for my drinking that day...if I remember correctly, when I told you how much I'd had, you were disappointed, because we were even at that point. I probably had around 18-20. But at least I was drinking beer, and not those faggoty-ass umbrella drinks you were sipping.

 

[ScarletInMyVeins]

You're such a liar. I was dissapointed because you didn't have near as many beers as I had.. btw, I was drinking Miller Lite and iambrutus can vouch for that.

Prick

 

[Buckin' A]

Nice job quitter. Now your lungs are going to be taunting your liver about how healthy they are...which will bring on stress....which will bring on peer pressure...which will bring you to your next smoke.

 

[ScarletInMyVeins]

If you're suggesting that I stop drinking you need to get your head checked 'cause that aint gonna happen pal.

 

[FKAGobucks877]

Does it count as quitting smoking if you still inhale the weed? Hmm, you may be in trouble, SIMV...

Oh, and you're wrong...you thought you were gonna kill me, and then when I said (in response to your questions) that I hadn't really been drinking, so I'd probably only had 18-20 beers or so, you said, "Shit, that's how much I've had."

Now, in all fairness, I left for my 45 minute drive home soon after that, and I'm pretty sure you kept drinking.

 

[Thump]

All of this bitching about who can drink more sounds like some dudes trying to cover up for having small wieners.


Real men don't count how many beers they drink.