Prioritize Your Hate List

[Saw31]

1. Fuck M*ch*g*n. Fuck them. We should have invaded that shit hole during the Toledo War and razed all their cities to the ground. We should have set up "re-education" camps and performed mass sterilization of the population. Installed a puppet government and kept their people in chains and fed them a starvation diet until the entire territory was free of the inbred cousin fuckers. Then wait a thousand years for nature to decontaminate the place before we resettled the land...Or just pay Canada to annex the filthy smelling shit hole and build a wall...

That would have been a few good Saturdays...



2. Fuck M*ch*g*n. Fuck them. We should have invaded that shit hole during the Toledo War and razed all their cities to the ground. We should have set up "re-education" camps and performed mass sterilization of the population. Installed a puppet government and kept their people in chains and fed them a starvation diet until the entire territory was free of the inbred cousin fuckers. Then wait a thousand years for nature to decontaminate the place before we resettled the land...Or just pay Canada to annex the filthy smelling shit hole and build a wall...

That would have been a few good Saturdays...



3. Fuck M*ch*g*n. Fuck them. We should have invaded that shit hole during the Toledo War and razed all their cities to the ground. We should have set up "re-education" camps and performed mass sterilization of the population. Installed a puppet government and kept their people in chains and fed them a starvation diet until the entire territory was free of the inbred cousin fuckers. Then wait a thousand years for nature to decontaminate the place before we resettled the land...Or just pay Canada to annex the filthy smelling shit hole and build a wall...

That would have been a few good Saturdays...



4. Fuck M*ch*g*n. Fuck them. We should have invaded that shit hole during the Toledo War and razed all their cities to the ground. We should have set up "re-education" camps and performed mass sterilization of the population. Installed a puppet government and kept their people in chains and fed them a starvation diet until the entire territory was free of the inbred cousin fuckers. Then wait a thousand years for nature to decontaminate the place before we resettled the land...Or just pay Canada to annex the filthy smelling shit hole and build a wall...

That would have been a few good Saturdays...



5. Fuck Notre Dame too...

 

[PlanetFrnd]

4. Meteor strike for scenarios 2 and 3
5. All of the above.

check... and then...

6. SEC implosion and subsequent disbanding
7. ESPiN Bristol facilities buring to the ground, followed by a hearty earth-salting
8. Herbie extra crashing his minivan Tigerstyle after his wife learns of all his extra-curriculars

 

[Gatorubet]

To draw an analogy to war;

You are talking about defeating your enemies strategy, winning with the least loss of life and most infrastructure intact as possible. Noble goals for almost every situation to be sure.

I'm talking about genocide. I want to cleanse the earth of the [censored]s, end bloodlines, sew salt in the fields, poison wells, the whole 9 yards. I don't want my enemy to exist.

To be clear, I'd like FSU and the leg humpers to become Duke in Football. I'd love for them never to win a game against Florida again.

I'm talking purely, personal satisfaction and pleasure in watching their defeat when a win keeps them from a shot at a National Championship. That is some enjoyable shit. The level of pain and misery that they feel is so high, that it is enjoyable to me in a way that is more satisfying than a win over them when they suck.

Does that mean I want them to do so well that they are one game away from competing for the National Championship?? No f-ing way!!!

I'm just saying that having them do well occasionally so that their level of pain and misery is heightened when they have a rare "we are back" year is not a bad thing... especially when they get beaten back to the normal suckage that they deserve in TWLOCP.

As to the list:

1) Georgia
2) Georgia
3) Georgia
4) Georgia
5) FSU

 

[Jaxbuck]

To be clear, I'd like FSU and the leg humpers to become Duke in Football. I'd love for them never to win a game against Florida again.

I'm talking purely, personal satisfaction and pleasure in watching their defeat when a win keeps them from a shot at a National Championship. That is some enjoyable shit. The level of pain and misery that they feel is so high, that it is enjoyable to me in a way that is more satisfying than a win over them when they suck.

Does that mean I want them to do so well that they are one game away from competing for the National Championship?? No f-ing way!!!

I'm just saying that having them do well occasionally so that their level of pain and misery is heightened when they have a rare "we are back" year is not a bad thing... especially when they get beaten back to the normal suckage that they deserve in TWLOCP.

As to the list:

1) Georgia
2) Georgia
3) Georgia
4) Georgia
5) FSU

I can see that but you haven't lived until your rival has lost to a 1-AA team and a bad MAC team. That is also some quite enjoyable shit.

scUM might be good again at some point but it wont ever be due to a lack of me wishing otherwise.

 

[alexhortdog95]

Oh, you should never have started this thread.

Here's a story. True story.

I'm former US Army Infantry (did my 3 years with A Co 2-16/1-41 Infantry in Fort Riley, KS). They call Fort Riley the "Home of America's Army."

I call it the Armpit of America's Army. Not because I hated my time in the Army, oh, no. I loved my 3 years. I saw the world, made a little money (very little), blew up a crapload of stuff, and met some lifelong friends. Why do I call it that, you ask?

Because - it's in Kansas. Not just in any PART of Kansas, mind you.

It's close to Manhattan, Kansas.

They call it 'Aggieville.' I never understood that, because there's no freaking AGGIES there.
They call it 'The Little Apple.' If that's the case, that sucker is the wormiest apple ever, with mold and spots. Covered in Fruit flies.

If you could take a city sized knife, and cut a piece of the country out, I'd cut out Junction City, Ogden and Manhattan. Throw those somonabitches in the North Atlantic Sea. With a giant sized concrete stone so they sink to the bottom and stay there. You can keep Fort Riley there - but it's gonna need some renovations.

Where does this animosity come from? I was born a Husker. Raised a Husker. Now, before you say that this is some 'superiority' complex from a Husker fan, let me digress for a moment. I said Manhattan, JC, and Ogden. The rest of the state is OKAY. I have respect for Kansas Jayhawk fans. They treated me with nothing but respect. But those bastages in Manhattan?!? Ugh.

Yes, this is a long post. But you guys asked, LOL

In the 2nd year I was in, I got a new company commander. His name was Captain Martin J. Dannett. And he was born, raised, and went to school...in Manhattan.....Kansas.

This guy had a knack of speaking in the third person. ALL THE TIME.

"Dannett needs to go to the restroom."
"Dannett's troops are high speed."

So, prior to football season in the 1996 - 97 year (championship year), we had a company inspection. Par for the course when you get a new commander. In my barracks room, I had a little taste of Lincoln. Posters, a couple of jerseys, that kind of stuff to remind me of my home state. So Dannett comes in. Doesn't even look at my gear, sees the poster. Here's how the conversation went (no lie):

"Oh boy. Who's the Husker fan in Dannett's company?"
"That would be me sir. I'm from Omaha, sir."
"So, you're a Fusker fan, huh? Well do you know where Dannett is from, Private?"
"Negative, sir."
"Dannett is from Manhattan and went to Kansas State, the best school ever."
"Sounds nice sir. Permission to speak freely, sir?"
"Granted."
"With all due respect, sir, your company is high speed, but your football team sucks ass."
"You and Dannett will talk later, Private."
"Yes sir."

He invited a group of us guys over in 96 to watch the game before we went on our tour in Bosnia. He had this big azzed bullmastiff named Sherman that he threatened to sic on me if Nebraska won (obviously jesting).

We won 39 - 3. I was talking so much shiat he actually spoke in first person and told me, "I think you should sit down before I get Sherman in here."

I don't like Texas, but I still respect them to some degree. If you think Wrath of Khan when Khan said, "From hell's heart, I stab at thee....for hate's sake, I spit my last breath at thee..." You'll have my feelings on Manhattan.

 

[Jaxbuck]

Oh, you should never have started this thread.

Here's a story. True story.

I'm former US Army Infantry (did my 3 years with A Co 2-16/1-41 Infantry in Fort Riley, KS). They call Fort Riley the "Home of America's Army."

I call it the Armpit of America's Army. Not because I hated my time in the Army, oh, no. I loved my 3 years. I saw the world, made a little money (very little), blew up a crapload of stuff, and met some lifelong friends. Why do I call it that, you ask?

Because - it's in Kansas. Not just in any PART of Kansas, mind you.

It's close to Manhattan, Kansas.

They call it 'Aggieville.' I never understood that, because there's no freaking AGGIES there.
They call it 'The Little Apple.' If that's the case, that sucker is the wormiest apple ever, with mold and spots. Covered in Fruit flies.

If you could take a city sized knife, and cut a piece of the country out, I'd cut out Junction City, Ogden and Manhattan. Throw those somonabitches in the North Atlantic Sea. With a giant sized concrete stone so they sink to the bottom and stay there. You can keep Fort Riley there - but it's gonna need some renovations.

Where does this animosity come from? I was born a Husker. Raised a Husker. Now, before you say that this is some 'superiority' complex from a Husker fan, let me digress for a moment. I said Manhattan, JC, and Ogden. The rest of the state is OKAY. I have respect for Kansas Jayhawk fans. They treated me with nothing but respect. But those bastages in Manhattan?!? Ugh.

Yes, this is a long post. But you guys asked, LOL

In the 2nd year I was in, I got a new company commander. His name was Captain Martin J. Dannett. And he was born, raised, and went to school...in Manhattan.....Kansas.

This guy had a knack of speaking in the third person. ALL THE TIME.

"Dannett needs to go to the restroom."
"Dannett's troops are high speed."

So, prior to football season in the 1996 - 97 year (championship year), we had a company inspection. Par for the course when you get a new commander. In my barracks room, I had a little taste of Lincoln. Posters, a couple of jerseys, that kind of stuff to remind me of my home state. So Dannett comes in. Doesn't even look at my gear, sees the poster. Here's how the conversation went (no lie):

"Oh boy. Who's the Husker fan in Dannett's company?"
"That would be me sir. I'm from Omaha, sir."
"So, you're a Fusker fan, huh? Well do you know where Dannett is from, Private?"
"Negative, sir."
"Dannett is from Manhattan and went to Kansas State, the best school ever."
"Sounds nice sir. Permission to speak freely, sir?"
"Granted."
"With all due respect, sir, your company is high speed, but your football team sucks ass."
"You and Dannett will talk later, Private."
"Yes sir."

He invited a group of us guys over in 96 to watch the game before we went on our tour in Bosnia. He had this big azzed bullmastiff named Sherman that he threatened to sic on me if Nebraska won (obviously jesting).

We won 39 - 3. I was talking so much shiat he actually spoke in first person and told me, "I think you should sit down before I get Sherman in here."

I don't like Texas, but I still respect them to some degree. If you think Wrath of Khan when Khan said, "From hell's heart, I stab at thee....for hate's sake, I spit my last breath at thee..." You'll have my feelings on Manhattan.

I did 4 years with B co 1/34 armor in Ft Riley 1990-1994.

Small world

and no I wouldn't go back there for all the whiskey in Ireland

 

[alexhortdog95]

I did 4 years with B co 1/34 armor in Ft Riley 1990-1994.

Small world

and no I wouldn't go back there for all the whiskey in Ireland

I'm so sorry, but at least we made it out, LOL. Were you on the Hill when you were down there?

 

[Jaxbuck]

I'm so sorry, but at least we made it out, LOL. Were you on the Hill when you were down there?

Oh yeah.

Either there or in a desert.

Funny story, they owed me over 2 months leave when I was getting out and instead of taking the money I took the time and spent almost a full 3 months in Hawaii, came back and out processed. Only thing I ever got over on the Army.

 

[SmoovP]

I don't like Texas, but I still respect them to some degree.

You are dead to me. D. E. D.

Texas is entirely evil.

 

[DaddyBigBucks]

I already weighed in on the hate thing.

As for my perfect Saturday:

1. Buckeyes Win
2. A sandwich:

• Alessandra Ambrosio
• Me
• Izabel Goulart

 

[Gatorubet]

You are dead to me. D. E. D.

Texas is entirely evil.

The cowgirls in the ass-less chaps too??? Whoa!! Even better.

 

[Buckeneye]

1) Notre Dame - I don't ever want that school back to prominence.
2) Wisky
3) Penn State
4) USC
5) Florida - sorry Gator, most of your fans were insufferable in Glendale though.
6) Boise State
7) Alabama
8) Alabama .... not a typo.
9) Cincy
10) Oregon

M*chigan losing is a given. I require no itemized "list" for that. You shouldn't either.

 

[alexhortdog95]

You are dead to me. D. E. D.

Texas is entirely evil.

LOL - I figured you'd say that, SmoovP. You'll have to enlighten us on their fans. Most of my interactions with their fans have been positive, pretty classy. The folks that run their organization remind me of a bunch of slick oil salesmen that kiss babies, but take their milk with the other hand.

I just know how utterly obnoxious Kitty fans are.

 

[BuckTwenty]

1) m*ch*g*n - So much to dislike about them. Their fight song, their colors, their history (which really is all they have... which is why they always fall back on it), their fans (with respect to the 3 scUM fans I know who aren't [censored]ing douche bags), their excuses for 1) why they suck, 2) why they didn't get this or that recruit, and 3) why their player transferred to another school, the puss-ridden infection they are to our state (without us, they wouldn't have a football program)... that's just getting started. This could easily be a list of 1.

2) m*ch*g*n - 'Cause [censored] 'em. That's why.

3) Notre Dame - They play an embarrassment of a schedule every year because they have no conference affiliation, then lose in embarrassing fashion in a bowl game at the end of the year because A) they're not very good, B) they haven't played a schedule that has prepared them for that moment, and C) because they are who they are, they end up getting into a bowl game that they have no right being on the field with the other team. And to think that when they DO make a bowl game that they are worthy of, they say "no thanks" and would rather sit at home watching the bowl games instead of being a part of one (2009, I believe?). Why they still matter is beyond me.

4) SEC flavor of the year #1 - We have to hear all year why the SEC is the best conference in America... from ESPN and the most annoying and closed-minded bunch of individuals in the country (fans of SEC schools, with the rare exception of those like smoov, ubet, and nutri)... and there's always one team that is head and shoulders above the rest that they push. There's good reason why that conference is so much better than everyone else. They cheat at recruiting and they have no morals or respect for their own players when it comes to oversigning. They don't even deny it. Hell, their own commissioner is in the news today proposing new ncaa rule changes (Sports Illustrated link) disguised as academic reform when the root of the matter is that he wants to bring back partial qualifiers and "removing restrictions on phone calls, texts, and social media" so they won't even have to have a conscious with regards to recruiting rules.

5) Penn State - Their arrogance borders on that of scUM fans, but their team is stuck in the past because their coach is. Every once in a while, they'll beat us, then ESPN beats their drum for the rest of the year, led by Herbstreit, who is eternally awed by the "white out" they throw for us when we visit them every other year. When they do, you get stupid [Mark May] like "the rail" and the youtube video with PSU fans throwing open beers at OSU fans casually passing by. At least they let us plunder their state in recruiting every year.

6) USC - This one goes deep... a lot of it happening before I was born. You look back at the record books, you see all the bowl games we've been to. When you see who we lost to in those games back in the day, it seems like almost every other one was USC... and 3/4 of those games we played against to them we lost. Some of those games cost us a national championship. If there was any doubt that they should be up here, our recent home-and-away cemented them on this list. Their fans are the dictionary definition of "fair-weather". And their stealing of RB U from us should be given back to us by Reggie Bush, along with that Heisman Trophy to the Heisman Trust.

7) SEC flavor of the year #2 - Usually comes with the smack talk of "If Ohio State were in the SEC, they wouldn't even be in the upper half of the conference". If we don't face the SEC #1 that year in a BCS game in their back yard, we face the #2 in a BCS game or the Citrus (Capital One) Bowl in their back yard.

8) Wisconsin - Great state. Without them, we wouldn't have Kohl's, Culver's, and cheese prices would be ungodly (and I love cheese). I got a chance to go up to the OSU/Wiscy game (you know, the only loss that never happened because we didn't play football last year). The fans were unbelievably nice before the game. Lots of well wishers, shaking hands and talking football with the locals. Then 30 minutes before the game, they go 180 degrees the other way. Blame it on alcohol, blame it on game face... they are ruthless to the opposing team's fans. The "walk of shame" after the game nearly went to fisticuffs due to some badgering badgers who crossed lines with us and some fellow Buckeye fans. I don't know why we lose to that school that used to be a conglomeration of suck before Barry Alvarez. They do more with less talent than anyone in college football. They would never have been on this side of the conference alignment if it wasn't for them being such a pest to us. They'll be higher on this list in the future. I just have a feeling.

9) Illinois - I might not be old enough to remember the USC bowl losses, but I am very keen about string of losses to Illinois. For a while, we had a Cooper vs. scUM type of streak with the Illini (1988-1994). We just couldn't beat them. Then, Eddie George runs for 314 and the curse is broken. They still find a way to beat us every once in a while, but we should pray to St. Eddie that Illinois isn't higher on any of our lists (if they even are on them at all).

10) Miami FL - They really shouldn't be on anyone's list. The only reason they are is because they cry, whine, and complain about a pass interference call that was the correct call (CBS link, by Dennis Dodd [!!!]). Wait... I thought we weren't even good enough to play in this game? We didn't even deserve to be on the same football field as them. And then we go kick their asses. No ring for you, McGahee.


Note: My list for basketball season is very different than this one. Only 1 SEC team and Minnesota makes a strong case to be #1. If you don't know why, you're not a true Ohio State hoops fan.

 

[LovelandBuckeye]

My humble opinion. #10 was the hardest because I could only put ten but I might have doubled up here and there.

1. If it's THE GAME then TSUN but I actually root for them so when tOSU beats them I can call all my fraternity brothers that root for that place and tell them how much I hate them.

2. LSU, Florida, & any school from Alabama. Only because their fans are a steaming pile of [Mark May]

3. Texa$, despite what you think. You are not another country.

4. Every PAC-10...12 team. I actually rooted for Utah but not now. Eff the West Coast!

5. Darlings like Rutgers, USF, Texas Tech, etc. from the past. Hell, Northwestern can even put together one good year every so often.

6. The rest of the SEC with Tennessee being the least hated. I love me some Bluegrass...Go Osbourne Brothers!

7. Anything I haven't mentioned from Florida. Jack-wagon fans!

8. The Catholic School of Indiana. When were you relevant? Oh, didn't Mr. Hawk plow your sister? BOOM! ROASTED!

9. Oklahoma-Fans/Can't Win Big Games, Pittsburgh-I hate that city, Navy-My job demands it, & Air Force-See Navy.

10. Cincinnati! As stated before, I rooted for them with all my heart until their true fans came out with those [Mark May] t-shirts claiming Ohio belonged to them now. STFU! Ohio U. has tried that and it didn't work then you get whooped twice in the only big games you will ever see. Thanks for stopping by now go join the MAC.