I guess I could've summed it up with this, especially the bolded...that is a self-fulfilling prediction every year.
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I guess I could've summed it up with this, especially the bolded...that is a self-fulfilling prediction every year.
cincibuck
You kids stay off my lawn!
Don't forget the G, as in XLLLG, for Gonzo - Losses to Notre Dame, Michigan State, Ohio State and possibly Minnie and the Michielin Man will be waving bye-bye. Actually, looking at the schedule, the "For Sure" losses are all on the road and the possibles - Utah, Penn State, Indiana - are at home.
"XLLL"
Poking fun at the fat man and making a prediction at the same time.
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Zurp
I have misplaced my pants.
Prediction on Ohio State's first play:
Miller is lined up as a wide receiver on the left. QB is Cardale Jones or that other guy (I forget his name at the moment). In the backfield with him is Dontre Wilson and a couple of other guys - maybe Elliot and Dunn, or something. They fake the "fullback dive" to Dunn, and run an option to the left. Jones pitches back to Miller, who is coming around on a reverse, similar to that touchdown he scored against Indiana. This time, though, he bombs it deep to whoever the receiver is on the right side. His second receiver on the play is Wilson on the left.
Prediction on Ohio State's second play:
Fake the extra point, going for two. They try the LSU play where the holder throws it backward to the kicker, running around the side. The kicker, though, instead of running the ball, throws the ball to a tight end.
Third play:
Onside kick, recovered by the kicker.
Fourth play:
On first down, Ohio State sends in their punting team. They fake the punt, as Miller has slipped into the backfield like a blocker. He runs an option with the punter being his option. He doesn't pitch to the punter.
Fifth play:
Extra point. This time it's a real extra point.
Sixth play:
They kick off deep. The Navy returner runs it out of the endzone to the 4, and then he says, "Screw this game" and he pitches it backward to... nobody. The ball rolls around and is recovered by the Buckeyes.
Seventh play:
No one gets to watch this, because the folks at CBS Sports are showing us a highlight of Alabama vs. Stinky Grandmas from Neptune. (Note, I don't know who Alabama is playing that day, if anyone. I think I've made my point, regardless.)
Eighth play:
Another touchdown, but it's called back for pass interference on the defense. Urban Meyer accidentily accepts the penalty.
Ninth play:
Ohio State tries the first-ever 8-way reverse. It looks similar to that Harlem Globtrotters play where the guys keep circling back around to take the handoff. Even some linemen get a chance to hold the ball and hand it off. And that's the downfall of that play: a lineman gets dizzy and falls over, after fumbling the ball. The rest of the players are also dizzy, and can't get the ball in time. Touchdown Navy.
Tenth play:
The most bizarre play ever. Navy tries to one-up Ohio State and they try an onside kick. The closest Ohio State player simply kicks the ball right back at the kicker and says, "Don't try that shit with us, pumpkin-head!" The entire Navy team, totally intimidated out of their mouth-pieces, line back up and kick off. The referees have their fair share of intimidation, and they just let the play continue. Ohio State returns the kick for a touchdown.
Miller is lined up as a wide receiver on the left. QB is Cardale Jones or that other guy (I forget his name at the moment). In the backfield with him is Dontre Wilson and a couple of other guys - maybe Elliot and Dunn, or something. They fake the "fullback dive" to Dunn, and run an option to the left. Jones pitches back to Miller, who is coming around on a reverse, similar to that touchdown he scored against Indiana. This time, though, he bombs it deep to whoever the receiver is on the right side. His second receiver on the play is Wilson on the left.
Prediction on Ohio State's second play:
Fake the extra point, going for two. They try the LSU play where the holder throws it backward to the kicker, running around the side. The kicker, though, instead of running the ball, throws the ball to a tight end.
Third play:
Onside kick, recovered by the kicker.
Fourth play:
On first down, Ohio State sends in their punting team. They fake the punt, as Miller has slipped into the backfield like a blocker. He runs an option with the punter being his option. He doesn't pitch to the punter.
Fifth play:
Extra point. This time it's a real extra point.
Sixth play:
They kick off deep. The Navy returner runs it out of the endzone to the 4, and then he says, "Screw this game" and he pitches it backward to... nobody. The ball rolls around and is recovered by the Buckeyes.
Seventh play:
No one gets to watch this, because the folks at CBS Sports are showing us a highlight of Alabama vs. Stinky Grandmas from Neptune. (Note, I don't know who Alabama is playing that day, if anyone. I think I've made my point, regardless.)
Eighth play:
Another touchdown, but it's called back for pass interference on the defense. Urban Meyer accidentily accepts the penalty.
Ninth play:
Ohio State tries the first-ever 8-way reverse. It looks similar to that Harlem Globtrotters play where the guys keep circling back around to take the handoff. Even some linemen get a chance to hold the ball and hand it off. And that's the downfall of that play: a lineman gets dizzy and falls over, after fumbling the ball. The rest of the players are also dizzy, and can't get the ball in time. Touchdown Navy.
Tenth play:
The most bizarre play ever. Navy tries to one-up Ohio State and they try an onside kick. The closest Ohio State player simply kicks the ball right back at the kicker and says, "Don't try that shit with us, pumpkin-head!" The entire Navy team, totally intimidated out of their mouth-pieces, line back up and kick off. The referees have their fair share of intimidation, and they just let the play continue. Ohio State returns the kick for a touchdown.
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Michigan_sucks_Bullocks
Don't give a damn
Im predicting a B1G Ten title along with a bold prediciton for the D that rebounds into the top 20
Edit: and Michigan eats shieet again this year
Edit: and Michigan eats shieet again this year
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Poe McKnoe
Head Coach
Ohio State will greatly miss Ernest Shazier...Come back Ernest!
This is what happens when I click on stuff off Facebook.
This is what happens when I click on stuff off Facebook.
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TampaBuckeyes
Assistant Coach
After last years close call I think we crush ttun by 20+ this year.
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pianobuck46
pianobuck46
Sure hope so. This year, we have home field advantage. The only thing I worry about is those damned injuries.
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TampaBuckeyes
Assistant Coach
It doesn't have to happen this year. I'd actually like to see a bunch of 1 loss teams.
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