Post Lines to ruin a first date

[DEBuckeye]

"This one time, at band camp..."

"Hi, my name is Gaylord Focker."

 

[jcfiesta]

Sure I'd like a drink, do you have any Zima?

 

[bearonu]

"girl you'll be my kangaroo, i'm gonna get all in your pouch.."

Never heard that one, greenies forthcoming.

 

[Fungo Squiggly]

"My 5 dogs are gonna love you."

"My 5 kids are gonna love you."


Does that ever work for you, 89? :tongue2:

 

[MolGenBuckeye]

"You're nothing like my other wives."

 

[Thump]

"So, what do you think of bukkake?"

 

[Bucklion]

Let me go through this list of stuff Al Gore invented... :tongue2:

 

[Golferdow01]

Let me go through this list of stuff Al Gore invented... :tongue2:

This is the worst

 

[Tlangs]

"Do you want to see my balls? I plucked all the hair out so they are real shiny!"

 

[buckeyeboy]

"I know our blind date isn't until next weekend, but I thought I'd email you a picture of myself so you recognize me at the bar when we meet."

 

[Ghost Recon]

Wanna make a movie later?

You ever think about getting that tooth fixed?

Are you really going to wear that?

 

[BrutusBobcat]

Girl says: "I get really slutty when I drink"

Then proceeds to order a diet coke.

 

[GoBucks89]

"My 5 kids are gonna love you."


Does that ever work for you, 89? :tongue2:

It worked with my wife this morning.

 

[Sober]

I like acting like an Ohio State fan, but I have never been to a game in my entire life.

 

[The KSB]

"Hey have you ever been to a Buckeyes game, 'cause if you haven't your not a true fan"