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Watson, Crick & A Twist
Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money?
I'd like to screw your brains out, but it appears that someone beat me to it.
Hi, I'm a necrophiliac, how good are you at playing dead?
How would you like your eggs for breakfast: scrambled, boiled or fertilized?
I'd like to screw your brains out, but it appears that someone beat me to it.
Hi, I'm a necrophiliac, how good are you at playing dead?
How would you like your eggs for breakfast: scrambled, boiled or fertilized?
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You're not bothered by drool, are you?
Mind if I sniff your crotch first?
I keep a team of gummy bears near my taint. Makes em nice and gooey, want one?
Maybe you know my dad, Lloyd Carr?
Mind if I sniff your crotch first?
I keep a team of gummy bears near my taint. Makes em nice and gooey, want one?
Maybe you know my dad, Lloyd Carr?
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That has to be the most disguting thing I have ever read on this message board.
greenies for you!
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Zurp
I have misplaced my pants.
"I've got us a reservation at White Castle."
"...and this other time, I got so drunk that I passed out on the floor of the entranceway of some fraternity house on the other side of campus. When I woke up, I was in the dumpster behind their house, naked, and a toilet plunger was up my ass. I pulled the plunger from my ass, and went inside to find my clothes. The next thing I realized, I was waking up in the dumpster again - again, naked with a plunger up my ass. I figured, you know.. third time's a charm, so I went BACK into the fraternity house..."
"I once played XBox for 29 straight hours. It would have been 30, but my mom made me take out the garbage."
"It took me, like, three hours to get the shading right on your upper lip."
"...and this other time, I got so drunk that I passed out on the floor of the entranceway of some fraternity house on the other side of campus. When I woke up, I was in the dumpster behind their house, naked, and a toilet plunger was up my ass. I pulled the plunger from my ass, and went inside to find my clothes. The next thing I realized, I was waking up in the dumpster again - again, naked with a plunger up my ass. I figured, you know.. third time's a charm, so I went BACK into the fraternity house..."
"I once played XBox for 29 straight hours. It would have been 30, but my mom made me take out the garbage."
"It took me, like, three hours to get the shading right on your upper lip."
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DaytonBuck
I've always liked them
"girl you'll be my kangaroo, i'm gonna get all in your pouch.."
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LoKyBuckeye
I give up. This board is too hard to understand.
"so... when can I stick it in?"
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