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Post Lines to ruin a first date

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"So, do you have a hotter sister?"

"I can't believe you agreed to go out with me...the last 3 women called the cops"

"Let's go back to my place...as soon as I check in with my parole officer"

"The last girl I went out with did anal for 60 minutes...wanna try and break that record?"
 
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"I collect toenails, wanna see em?"

"When I was younger, I didn't brush my teeth for months on end, and I still only shower on holidays. Good thing yesterday was [insert holidy] Huh?"

"Mind if I staple your breasts to my penis?"

"I used to work in a facility for communicable diseases, you know... high greade weapons type stuff. *achoo* Dr. says Im probably no contageous"

"Anyone ever tell you you look like a Panda?"
 
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"You don't believe God is a woman do you? Because if God were a woman, my dick would be on my chin."

On second thought, that might work.
 
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Quote from a Saudi Arabian student at Ohio State in the 1970s...long time ago but something like this...

"I think I get it wrong. I say it wrong. I say, I know we fuck next but we go to dinner first, right? I see in movies."
 
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