Police/Legal Blotter (stop breaking the law, asshole!)

[MaxBuck]

Florida State cornerback and kick returner Greg Reid was arrested early Monday on misdemeanor charges after authorities said he "purposely misled" police to protect a friend.

What an idiot. What a mook. What an ultra-maroon.

Lest anyone get too uppity, this is almost word-for-word what Nathan Williams did as a senior in high school.

Nebraska DT Chase Rome given $326 ticket for totaling a paper towel dispenser at a Madison airport following loss to Badgers.

USAToday

This may not come off too well, but what I wouldn't give to have Chase Rome on our offensive line right now.

 

[Gatorubet]

Lest anyone get too uppity, this is almost word-for-word what Nathan Williams did as a senior in high school.

Oh, that uppity Ubet went and hit me on the head with a shovel...

I'd sure appreciate it sir if you could find it in your heart to hang him up by his neck until he was dead.

 

[colobuck79]

Nebraska DT Chase Rome given $326 ticket for totaling a paper towel dispenser at a Madison airport following loss to Badgers.

USAToday

At this point, I don't care if Chase Rome carries out the death penalty on that freaking paper towel dispenser.

 

[Sportsbuck28]

Richt suspends LB Washington for at least 2 games after speeding/DUI charges, reportedly 92 in a 55, and a .12 BAC.

CBS

Glad to see someone taking a stand on DUI's.

 

[Sportsbuck28]

This may not come off too well, but what I wouldn't give to have Chase Rome on our offensive line right now.

I see where your going with this... instead of blocking sleds, we'll put in paper towel dispensers.

 

[MaxBuck]

I see where your going with this... instead of blocking sleds, we'll put in paper towel dispensers.

Hypnotism. "Visualize Jared Crick's head as a roll of Bounty."

 

[Dryden]

Hypnotism. "Visualize Jared Crick's head as a roll of Bounty."

Sounds like you advocate the Bucks placing a bounty on Crick's head?

 

[eightpointbuck]

Sounds like you advocate the Bucks placing a bounty on Crick's head?

It wouldn't hurt if our WR's learned how to be better "Quicker Picker Uppers" too- and soon!

Compliance needs to keep our people from squeezing the Charmin also. Its getting old.

 

[Fungo Squiggly]

Lest anyone get too uppity, this is almost word-for-word what Nathan Williams did as a senior in high school.

I don't recall that Nathan threatened the officer and his family as he was being brought in.

 

[BB73]

A Bama player didn't want all of the publicity to go to LSU.

CBS

On the heels of the suspensions for three key LSU players comes the news that Crimson Tide freshman running back Brent Calloway was arrested early Friday morning and charged with second-degree possession of marijuana.

Per the Tuscaloosa News, Calloway was booked shortly after 12:45 a.m. and has since been released from Tuscaloosa County Jail. A vehicle in which Calloway was a passenger was stopped by police for not having its lights on, and according to officers a search produced a small bag of marijuana in Calloway's possession.

A Crimson Tide spokesperson said that Nick Saban had been informed of the arrest and would deal with Calloway's punishment within the program. "Coach Saban is aware of the situation and like all other disciplinary action, this will be handled internally," he said.

Cont'd ...

I like that bolded quote - don't let the NCAA get involved with Trent Richardson's wheels or him signing clothing at the men's clothing store, just handle it all internally.

As a cynic, I wonder who else was in the car - another player whose suspension would be more serious for the team?

 

[jwinslow]

As a cynic, I wonder who else was in the car - another player whose suspension would be more serious for the team?

not really. those backup scholarships are in double digit demand every oversigned offseason.

 

[WolverineMike]

Pulled over for not having on lights................what exactly leads to having the car and persons in it being searched?

 

[Sportsbuck28]

Pulled over for not having on lights................what exactly leads to having the car and persons in it being searched?

Consent, smell of marijuana inside the car which gives you probable cause, smell of marijuana on the person or other signs that someone is under the influence, the marijuana in plain view, etc...

 

[Poe McKnoe]

Pulled over for not having on lights................what exactly leads to having the car and persons in it being searched?

Past data showing that the majority of people driving without headlights are stoned.

 

[BB73]

SI.com

Police: Stun guns used on Montana players

MISSOULA, Mont. (AP) -- Police officers used stun guns to subdue two University of Montana football players Sunday morning after the team returned following a game Saturday at Northern Arizona. Sgt. Collin Rose said quarterback Gerald Kemp and cornerback Trumaine Johnson scuffled with police officers who responded to a noise complaint at about 2:40 a.m.
Rose said one player struck an officer in the chest with an open hand and the second player grabbed the officer to prevent the arrest of his teammate.
Both players bonded out of the Missoula County Jail on Sunday on misdemeanor charges that include obstructing a peace officer and resisting arrest.

Cont'd ...