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People to Punch, Pet Peeves, and General Vexations (mega-merge)

People that take their little kids hiking, hike way out in front of them, turn around and yell at them because their kid is unable to climb the rocks that are bigger than they are. Especially if there's a chance to end up falling 15+ feet into a rocky stream, stay with your kid and help him/her.

Damn right. And keep your damne voices down. Some people are out here trying to get away from noisy little bastards like you.
 
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People that take their little kids hiking, hike way out in front of them, turn around and yell at them because their kid is unable to climb the rocks that are bigger than they are. Especially if there's a chance to end up falling 15+ feet into a rocky stream, stay with your kid and help him/her.
Maybe they want their demon spawn to fall 15+ feet into a rocky stream. Ever think of that smart guy?
Or maybe they're just foster kids or something?
 
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Nothing to go postal over, but I've seen it a ton of times, and even had a few in response to questions I posted myself: Mainly notice it on Amazon, on the Q&A for products. The question will be "What is the exact height of the widget?" or "Can the whatsis be washed in cold water, or must it be dry cleaned?" And constantly some doofus will reply "Gee gosh golly, I've never measured my widget. I don't know." Or, "I had a whatsis once but didn't keep it. I don't know."

WTF-ingF?! Did I invite you out to lunch and ask you face-to-face about the damn widget? Did I send an exclusive email to you personally?
What freaking logic compels someone to go to the bother of replying to someone online to a question if they don't know the answer? Do they think it's a compulsory national survey? Here's a revelation for them: Nobody gives a shit what you don't know.

Morons.
 
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Nothing to go postal over, but I've seen it a ton of times, and even had a few in response to questions I posted myself: Mainly notice it on Amazon, on the Q&A for products. The question will be "What is the exact height of the widget?" or "Can the whatsis be washed in cold water, or must it be dry cleaned?" And constantly some doofus will reply "Gee gosh golly, I've never measured my widget. I don't know." Or, "I had a whatsis once but didn't keep it. I don't know."

WTF-ingF?! Did I invite you out to lunch and ask you face-to-face about the damn widget? Did I send an exclusive email to you personally?
What freaking logic compels someone to go to the bother of replying to someone online to a question if they don't know the answer? Do they think it's a compulsory national survey? Here's a revelation for them: Nobody gives a [Mark May] what you don't know.

Morons.
I don't know.
 
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I've actually has squirrel...a little stringy, but pretty good.
I watched this very funny Food Network show years ago about a roadkill festival in West Virginia. This crazed looking lady was cooking squirrel and the reporter asked what it tasted like. With a straight face, the lady replied, "a lot like coon."

Hell, I'd give squirrel or anything a shot, but it was hilarious.
 
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People are looting the homes of mandatory fire evacuation families south of Albuquerque..
Disgusting dirt bags. Hope they catch them.

Personally, I'd prefer the looters catch fire.

Reminds me, prior to Hurricane Sandy, maybe for Irene, one of the families close to the coast evacuated. When they returned, their home had been robbed. So, when Sandy came, they did not evacuate. Of the mom, dad, and teenage daughter, only the mother survived when their home was washed away. As far as I'm concerned, whoever robbed them during the first evacuation is a murderer.
 
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