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muffler dragon
Bien. Bien chiludo.
Pastors/Ministers/Priests who use a funeral as a stump speech to "get saved". 
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Our garbage service is just that garbage. They use this method where they lift the bin up over the truck and then shake it to get stuff out. There always ends up being trash strewn all over the place, especially if it is windy. Today there was a whole bag of garbage from our bin that was half broken in the street that I had to pick up. Seriously, your job is to haul the garbage away not to spew it all over the street....
Hadn't bitched in the thread for awhile....feel better now...
Hadn't bitched in the thread for awhile....feel better now...
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General vexation rant:
The fucking lies teenagers try to come up with to explain where they've been, why they weren't home on time, how they did not go to that place you told them not to and do that thing you told them not to do, and how they certainly didn't sneak out after 1:00 am and sneak back in at 5:00 am. Sure thing son, you fucking invented sneaking around behind your parents' back. You should probably stop, because you suck at it.
P.S.: When my friends and I did that stuff, we didn't post selfies on Instagram or leave time-stamped posts on Facebook.
P.S.S.: When my girlfriend picked me up at 2:00 am in her moms truck that was leaking fluid and oil, she parked one street over and I would walk through yards to hook up. You don't park right in front of the fucking house and leave a puddle of evidence in front of the driveway.
Dumbass.
The fucking lies teenagers try to come up with to explain where they've been, why they weren't home on time, how they did not go to that place you told them not to and do that thing you told them not to do, and how they certainly didn't sneak out after 1:00 am and sneak back in at 5:00 am. Sure thing son, you fucking invented sneaking around behind your parents' back. You should probably stop, because you suck at it.
P.S.: When my friends and I did that stuff, we didn't post selfies on Instagram or leave time-stamped posts on Facebook.
P.S.S.: When my girlfriend picked me up at 2:00 am in her moms truck that was leaking fluid and oil, she parked one street over and I would walk through yards to hook up. You don't park right in front of the fucking house and leave a puddle of evidence in front of the driveway.
Dumbass.
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bigdog3300
The G.O.A.T.
To further you get past this, I think it's best to give all the details.
That, and I just want to know :)
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It's really just innocent sixteen year old stuff. But seriously, when there are pictures of you at a Waffle House in a town 20 miles away at 1:30 am on Facebook, just admit to the crime and be done with it. First rule of holes: When you find yourself in one, stop digging.
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My brother and I "borrowed" the neighbors car back in the 60s and drove to Hydes Carry Out on Morse Road to buy beer for my Dad. I think he was 12 and I was 11. As we walked out the door, my Dad pulled up to buy his own beer. We drove like a bat out of hell to get home before he did, making sure to not step on floorboards that creaked and getting into bed just as he burst through the back door. We pretended to be asleep in an Oscar's performance and he got into big trouble for waking us up. Sorry, Dad. Dryden opened my eyes to my shortcomings. RIP. :)
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Abenaki
Ohio against the world.
FedEx. Fuck FedEx. Coming every day at 11:00am for a package that needs a signature. Hey fucktards, if we're not home at 11am on day 1, and we're not home at 11am on day 2...hey, thanks for changing it up on day 3! You tried 10:45am. And you sent me a confirmation that it was delivered and signed for by "CGK", whoever the fuck that is.
So, I head home for lunch...no package. Not at the door, under the mat, nowhere. I call FedEx...oh, the driver picked it back up after he realized it needed a signature, it's not actually delivered. And now it's going to be at least 24 hours before it can go out again since he marked it as delivered and they have to print a new label. Then, I'm on hold as he's trying to reroute the package from their place in the boonies out in Grove City to the store that's on my drive home from work and what should drive by my house? A fucking FedEx truck.
So, I head home for lunch...no package. Not at the door, under the mat, nowhere. I call FedEx...oh, the driver picked it back up after he realized it needed a signature, it's not actually delivered. And now it's going to be at least 24 hours before it can go out again since he marked it as delivered and they have to print a new label. Then, I'm on hold as he's trying to reroute the package from their place in the boonies out in Grove City to the store that's on my drive home from work and what should drive by my house? A fucking FedEx truck.
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FedEx. Fuck FedEx. Coming every day at 11:00am for a package that needs a signature. Hey fucktards, if we're not home at 11am on day 1, and we're not home at 11am on day 2...hey, thanks for changing it up on day 3! You tried 10:45am. And you sent me a confirmation that it was delivered and signed for by "CGK", whoever the fuck that is.
So, I head home for lunch...no package. Not at the door, under the mat, nowhere. I call FedEx...oh, the driver picked it back up after he realized it needed a signature, it's not actually delivered. And now it's going to be at least 24 hours before it can go out again since he marked it as delivered and they have to print a new label. Then, I'm on hold as he's trying to reroute the package from their place in the boonies out in Grove City to the store that's on my drive home from work and what should drive by my house? A fucking FedEx truck.
You could hope for this...
But one day, you may be stranded and need a sweet pair of ice skates...
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NugentsMyHero
Senior
People that take their little kids hiking, hike way out in front of them, turn around and yell at them because their kid is unable to climb the rocks that are bigger than they are. Especially if there's a chance to end up falling 15+ feet into a rocky stream, stay with your kid and help him/her.
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