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People to Punch, Pet Peeves, and General Vexations (mega-merge)

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buckeyebri said:
I drive about 3 hours of highway driving a day. When I am passing someone at 75 MPH or better and you come so far up my ass I can't see your headlights, then you better be prepared to eat my bumper. That's absolutely fucking ridiculous and outright dangerous driving and there is no reason for it. I get what you're saying about cruising in the passing lane, which by the way is against the law in Michigan, and something I don't do.
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Yup, I totally agree. Sorry, I guess I didn't appreciate what you really meant when you said "running up your ass." What you described is dangerous and not something I condone.

My comment was more towards what happens when flow of traffic in the left lane is blocked by someone going the same speed as people on the right lane, presumably because they like to drive with no cars in front of them. That drives me crazy, especially during morning rush hour and there's a line of cars behind the "lead" car.
 
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jebussmurf said:
Yup, I totally agree. Sorry, I guess I didn't appreciate what you really meant when you said "running up your ass." What you described is dangerous and not something I condone.

My comment was more towards what happens when flow of traffic in the left lane is blocked by someone going the same speed as people on the right lane, presumably because they like to drive with no cars in front of them. That drives me crazy, especially during morning rush hour and there's a line of cars behind the "lead" car.
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And yet rush hour is when this complaint is less likely to apply, since higher volume often dictates that all lanes are used for normal traffic flow. To the jerk riding asses in the left lane when all lanes are full, I say he should have just left for work earlier that day. Take it easy out there, people.
 
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jebussmurf said:
Yup, I totally agree. Sorry, I guess I didn't appreciate what you really meant when you said "running up your ass." What you described is dangerous and not something I condone.

My comment was more towards what happens when flow of traffic in the left lane is blocked by someone going the same speed as people on the right lane, presumably because they like to drive with no cars in front of them. That drives me crazy, especially during morning rush hour and there's a line of cars behind the "lead" car.
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All outdone only by the cockmice who drive slower than fuck in the left lane when they are next to another car, then immediately speed up 15 mph on a breakout so you can't pass them in another lane...until they get to another car, where they slow right back down to 60
 
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Bucklion said:
All outdone only by the cockmice who drive slower than fuck in the left lane when they are next to another car, then immediately speed up 15 mph on a breakout so you can't pass them in another lane...until they get to another car, where they slow right back down to 60
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I especially love the folks who pass you, then slow down so you have to pass them and then pass you again and so on and so forth....

Also, love the trucks who when they pass take 10 miles to get by the truck they are passing because they refuse to go 1 mile over the speed limit....
 
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buckeyebri said:
I especially love the folks who pass you, then slow down so you have to pass them and then pass you again and so on and so forth....

Also, love the trucks who when they pass take 10 miles to get by the truck they are passing because they refuse to go 1 mile over the speed limit....
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:lol: I had that happen with an old bitty driving on I86 back home to see my folks once...it's a 3 hour stretch of road where there are often no other cars...this dumb blue hair drove 80 to pass me, then slowed down to 65...for 3 fucking hours it was rinse, lather, repeat.

For the trucks, I hate that too, but I know some are restricted on speed by their weight. Still doesn't make me less likely to yell at them about sheep and shoehorns sitting behind them though :lol:
 
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Bucklion said:
Where is here? In Chicago when I lived there, it was school zones...the number of times I got flipped off for slowing down would stagger the imagination
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Lancaster. I live less than 2 miles from work. My commute is one school zone, one traffic light, and one stop sign. Despite the school zone, most people want to tear ass down Columbus St at 50+, despite the fact that cops frequently stake out Columbus St because they know people like to tear ass down the road going 50+. Hell, I'm usually going 40 and still get people that ride my ass so close I can't see their headlamps. Happens virtually every single day.

I'll usually pass 2 cops on my way to work between 7-8am. It's that bad, and nobody is deterred by it.
 
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Dryden said:
Lancaster. I live less than 2 miles from work. My commute is one school zone, one traffic light, and one stop sign. Despite the school zone, most people want to tear ass down Columbus St at 50+, despite the fact that cops frequently stake out Columbus St because they know people like to tear ass down the road going 50+. Hell, I'm usually going 40 and still get people that ride my ass so close I can't see their headlamps. Happens virtually every single day.

I'll usually pass 2 cops on my way to work between 7-8am. It's that bad, and nobody is deterred by it.
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Yeah the cops were crawling in the Chicago ones too...didn't stop them there either.
 
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Myself. I have a feeling I'm about to get fucked over by my own stupidity and timidity. Property manager "lost all his files" in a computer crash, and the owner evidently wants to sell the property. Hadn't talked to him about renewing the lease yet since we just dealt with a semi-costly repair to the AC fearing the rent would get bumped higher than we can go because of that, and because he hadn't mentioned anything to me about renewing or anything until the email he sent this morning. We are already into the next year since April 1 was the start of the next year, so I expect he'll say we're now just month to month. Ugh. Fuck me.
 
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Motherfucking Disney.

I've never been. As a child, I thought it would be cool but my family didn't really have the money for it. No biggie. I wasn't a needy child and all I needed was friends and the outdoors to run around/ride bikes or some video games.

Now? Just kill me. Disney Disney Disney Disney Disney. It's all I ever hear. My wife has a friend whose job, it seems, is to market and promote Disney. So my wife is always in my ear about the fucking place. I honestly have no desire to go. But everywhere I go, there's other adults telling ME that I should go. "It's such a fun time. Even for adults. You'll love it..." FUCK YOU.

My step-daughter has already been like a gazillion times and yet, she just has to go again. I'm like, almost to the point where it's just "fuck it. Let's go and get it over with." But that isn't how this works. We go now, and my not-even-one-year-old daughter doesn't remember a thing. So we have to go back in a few years. That makes two trips. But when she's about six or seven, we'll have to go again. That makes three trips. Three fucking trips and $12,000-$15,000 to go to the same fucking most loathesome touristy place on earth.

I'm sure some people on here feel the opposite.

To me, Disney is a creepy old pervert waiting around every corner I turn with his hand out for money and his dick out for my kid.

I don't view Disney like others do. I cringe when I hear it. It would be like everyone telling you that rape is amazing. You just HAVE to get raped. It's fun for everyone. You feel like you live on a different fucking planet. Then, after you hear endlessly, over and over, just how great it is and you realize that you are just going to have to give in, you relent. You've thought about the details. You know what it is going to be like. "Okay. Rape me." Well, just you fucking wait, because once you give in, someone you love says "aaaaaaaaactually...it's going to be a gang rape. Yeah. You're going to have to let three people rape you at the same time." No shit. Once you find out the details of all of it (flights, fucking hopper passes, the room, meal plan, pixie dust for your asshole,) it's even worse than you imagined. You aren't getting any lube. None of that. It's gonna be three huge dicks in all of your holes at the same time.

A truly magical place.

Edit: almost forgot to mention. When is this trip supposed to take place? Well, none other than Labor Day weekend. Sorry. Everybody knows that is fantasy football draft weekend. These drafts are not online. They are parties where we drink, eat, hang out and draft awesome fucking fantasy football teams. It's the one weekend out of the whole year that I have planned in advance. My wife knows this and yet always wants to choose THAT weekend to go places. I feel that I am being fairly reasonable when I say "pick any god damn weekend in the whole fucking year but THIS one."
 
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CFPBuckeye said:
Motherfucking Disney.

I've never been. As a child, I thought it would be cool but my family didn't really have the money for it. No biggie. I wasn't a needy child and all I needed was friends and the outdoors to run around/ride bikes or some video games.

Now? Just kill me. Disney Disney Disney Disney Disney. It's all I ever hear. My wife has a friend whose job, it seems, is to market and promote Disney. So my wife is always in my ear about the fucking place. I honestly have no desire to go. But everywhere I go, there's other adults telling ME that I should go. "It's such a fun time. Even for adults. You'll love it..." FUCK YOU.

My step-daughter has already been like a gazillion times and yet, she just has to go again. I'm like, almost to the point where it's just "fuck it. Let's go and get it over with." But that isn't how this works. We go now, and my not-even-one-year-old daughter doesn't remember a thing. So we have to go back in a few years. That makes two trips. But when she's about six or seven, we'll have to go again. That makes three trips. Three fucking trips and $12,000-$15,000 to go to the same fucking most loathesome touristy place on earth.

I'm sure some people on here feel the opposite.

To me, Disney is a creepy old pervert waiting around every corner I turn with his hand out for money and his dick out for my kid.

I don't view Disney like others do. I cringe when I hear it. It would be like everyone telling you that rape is amazing. You just HAVE to get raped. It's fun for everyone. You feel like you live on a different fucking planet. Then, after you hear endlessly, over and over, just how great it is and you realize that you are just going to have to give in, you relent. You've thought about the details. You know what it is going to be like. "Okay. Rape me." Well, just you fucking wait, because once you give in, someone you love says "aaaaaaaaactually...it's going to be a gang rape. Yeah. You're going to have to let three people rape you at the same time." No [Mark May]. Once you find out the details of all of it (flights, fucking hopper passes, the room, meal plan, pixie dust for your asshole,) it's even worse than you imagined. You aren't getting any lube. None of that. It's gonna be three huge dicks in all of your holes at the same time.

A truly magical place.

Edit: almost forgot to mention. When is this trip supposed to take place? Well, none other than Labor Day weekend. Sorry. Everybody knows that is fantasy football draft weekend. These drafts are not online. They are parties where we drink, eat, hang out and draft awesome fucking fantasy football teams. It's the one weekend out of the whole year that I have planned in advance. My wife knows this and yet always wants to choose THAT weekend to go places. I feel that I am being fairly reasonable when I say "pick any god damn weekend in the whole fucking year but THIS one."
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GPA
 
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