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People to Punch, Pet Peeves, and General Vexations (mega-merge)

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Bad HS Lacrosse officials. I imagine this goes for all sports, but they gotta learn the game before they call the games.

I almost came through the window in the press box last night yelling at some of the missed calls during a game. I had to quit taping and walk away from the box after the first overtime. After the game one of the parents told me they were standing next to the officials for the next game who heard me and they commented that I should come down from the box to call the second game with them because I was right. Pretty bad when officials standing there watching agree with people in the stands giving their kind the business.

Fuck. Hate bad officials. Mind you, it wasn't even lopsided officiating, it was bilateral incompetence.
 
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People who say, "Look..." before continuing whatever their fcuking half-wit thought happens to be. Oh, so since you just ordered me to "look" (which is incoherent in its own right unless you're physically pointing at something about which you're about to talk), I'm supposed to now pay attention. Look, fcuk you.
 
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Fucking terrible experience moving out of my condo. First, the moving guys ask someone to move his car so we can put the truck by the front door. He does so, and then as he is walking past, goes on a tirade about how the spots are reserved for residents (uhh, why would a moving truck be at the house if a resident wasn't moving in/out?) and whether this was approved by management. I'm sorry I inconvenienced you, but you could have just said no. Asshole 1.

As he walks in to the building, another woman walks out and says that the truck cannot block the sidewalk and makes the moving company move the truck. She then proceeds to walk her dog in the opposite direction from where the truck was, i.e., the truck didn't affect her one bit. Asshole 2.

Finally, someone from the board comes to my house as the movers were almost done and said that I did not get management approval, did not pay the move out fee, and will be fined. Apparently there are notices throughout the building on the move out procedure, but who the fuck reads those things? I'll play nice and say fine that's my mistake. But why the hell is there a $300 fee to move out of my own condo? What service do I get for paying that fee? And who the hell complained? I think she lives on the other side of the building and wouldn't have seen the truck. Finally, she told me that propping open the side door will damage the security system in the door and is not allowed. So instead of taking everything out the side door that is adjacent to my condo, I am supposed to move everything to the main stairs 20-30 yards away. I saw her coming down the hall too and she was moving with a purpose. I hope she sleeps happy tonight enforcing a meaningless rule.

TL;DR: People need to mind their own business and you should never ever move into a condo.
 
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jebussmurf said:
Fucking terrible experience moving out of my condo. First, the moving guys ask someone to move his car so we can put the truck by the front door. He does so, and then as he is walking past, goes on a tirade about how the spots are reserved for residents (uhh, why would a moving truck be at the house if a resident wasn't moving in/out?) and whether this was approved by management. I'm sorry I inconvenienced you, but you could have just said no. Asshole 1.

As he walks in to the building, another woman walks out and says that the truck cannot block the sidewalk and makes the moving company move the truck. She then proceeds to walk her dog in the opposite direction from where the truck was, i.e., the truck didn't affect her one bit. Asshole 2.

Finally, someone from the board comes to my house as the movers were almost done and said that I did not get management approval, did not pay the move out fee, and will be fined. Apparently there are notices throughout the building on the move out procedure, but who the fuck reads those things? I'll play nice and say fine that's my mistake. But why the hell is there a $300 fee to move out of my own condo? What service do I get for paying that fee? And who the hell complained? I think she lives on the other side of the building and wouldn't have seen the truck. Finally, she told me that propping open the side door will damage the security system in the door and is not allowed. So instead of taking everything out the side door that is adjacent to my condo, I am supposed to move everything to the main stairs 20-30 yards away. I saw her coming down the hall too and she was moving with a purpose. I hope she sleeps happy tonight enforcing a meaningless rule.

TL:biggrin:R: People need to mind their own business and you should never ever move into a condo.
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Sounds like good riddance. Better luck with your new place.
 
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Fungo Squiggly said:
Squirrels. Fuck them. Rabbits, too.
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Neighbor and I have been warring with squirrels for years now. Traps, bb guns, coyote scent. These are hipster, carpetbagging refugee eastern squirrels (no metaphor there) that supplant the smaller, native western grey squirrel (who seem happy to stay in the woods and not colonize attics). Lot of old fruit trees in our hood, not enough dogs (my old wolf/malamute hybrid--rip-- would have had a field day). Too many kids and cats to put out rat poison. Yeah, fuck squirrels.
 
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This guy online in a discord server where I hang out got really, really pissed at me for dissing him and dressing him down. Now he is writing others that know me, has recruited friends, and is saying he is going to doxx me and mess with my life.

He may require a McNeiling. I assume should I get in some retarded online/irl war with this guy I can count on a BP army to help me mess with him. . .
 
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ExpatAkronite said:
Neighbor and I have been warring with squirrels for years now. Traps, bb guns, coyote scent. These are hipster, carpetbagging refugee eastern squirrels (no metaphor there) that supplant the smaller, native western grey squirrel (who seem happy to stay in the woods and not colonize attics). Lot of old fruit trees in our hood, not enough dogs (my old wolf/malamute hybrid--rip-- would have had a field day). Too many kids and cats to put out rat poison. Yeah, fuck squirrels.
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Sounds like your wife needs to fall in love with a Jack Russell/Fox Terrier puppy.
 
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kinch said:
This guy online in a discord server where I hang out got really, really pissed at me for dissing him and dressing him down. Now he is writing others that know me, has recruited friends, and is saying he is going to doxx me and mess with my life.

He may require a McNeiling. I assume should I get in some retarded online/irl war with this guy I can count on a BP army to help me mess with him. . .
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We would, but he got to us first. Sorry man.
 
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kinch said:
This guy online in a discord server where I hang out got really, really pissed at me for dissing him and dressing him down. Now he is writing others that know me, has recruited friends, and is saying he is going to doxx me and mess with my life.

He may require a McNeiling. I assume should I get in some retarded online/irl war with this guy I can count on a BP army to help me mess with him. . .
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You said he likes horses?
 
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kinch said:
This guy online in a discord server where I hang out got really, really pissed at me for dissing him and dressing him down. Now he is writing others that know me, has recruited friends, and is saying he is going to doxx me and mess with my life.

He may require a McNeiling. I assume should I get in some retarded online/irl war with this guy I can count on a BP army to help me mess with him. . .
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So you want to McNeil a guy who threatens to McNeil you? This sounds so DPRK vs U.S.
 
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Nigel Tufnel said:
So you want to McNeil a guy who threatens to McNeil you? This sounds so DPRK vs U.S.
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And no, nice rephrasing and recharacterization, but that is dimwitted.

I said any such thing would be retarded. But I said IF HE DID IT. Not threatened, learn to read, IF HE DID IT, I would wage war.

Geez. And why the hell wouldn't I? It would be the only way to stop him. (He is in Northern Ireland, so no real legal recourse to be had.)
 
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