• Follow us on Twitter @buckeyeplanet and @bp_recruiting, like us on Facebook! Enjoy a post or article, recommend it to others! BP is only as strong as its community, and we only promote by word of mouth, so share away!
  • Consider registering! Fewer and higher quality ads, no emails you don't want, access to all the forums, download game torrents, private messages, polls, Sportsbook, etc. Even if you just want to lurk, there are a lot of good reasons to register!

People to Punch, Pet Peeves, and General Vexations (mega-merge)

Jump to latest Follow Reply
Sort by date Sort by votes
buckeyebri said:
A couple things today. In keeping with the entitled driver theme, the folks that just can't be relegated to merging in at the back of the line at an obvious lane reduction. By all means please feel free to go all the way to the merge point, turn on your blinker and force your way in. No need to wait you are special and your time is more valuable than those of us who merge courteously and with regard for others.
Click to expand...
This shit happens here all the time...
 
Upvote 0
JFC. Seriously? The new breed of entrapment scam emails has commenced:

Hi XXXX,
It was an honour to meet you yesterday
Please find attached my report.


See you,
Quinn Washington
Click to expand...

Dear XXXX,

Please find attached the profile of Mr.Fuller for a suitable role in your Organisation


King regards,
Rhonda Drake
Group Director of Strategy
Click to expand...

Who the fuck is so confused they don't know if they have met someone or not? Who is going to be deceived by this garbage?

Scammers: They've made me re-think my position on the death penalty.
 
Upvote 0
Fungo Squiggly said:
I trust a computer to be a LOT smarter than most drivers! :lol:
Click to expand...

Don't talk about other drivers unless you are one. I don't know why they let Honda Fits on the highway... not suitable as golf carts I guess...

Speaking of which there was one on the side of the road effing up 270 week before last, exchanging its insurance info, I mean really people, just push it off the berm into the ditch, hitch a ride and get on with your life.
 
Upvote 0
AKAK said:
Don't talk about other drivers unless you are one. I don't know why they let Honda Fits on the highway... not suitable as golf carts I guess...

Speaking of which there was one on the side of the road effing up 270 week before last, exchanging its insurance info, I mean really people, just push it off the berm into the ditch, hitch a ride and get on with your life.
Click to expand...

Can you fit a fucking llama on your bicycle?
d0b536f4467a7185ad2ba55df8c2e221.jpg
 
Upvote 0
Fungo Squiggly said:
Can you fit a fucking llama on your bicycle?
d0b536f4467a7185ad2ba55df8c2e221.jpg
Click to expand...
And... there's the problem.

Only a Honda Fit customer, who would never have a Llama to put in their car, would think, "Hey, if I can fit a Llama in there, this must be exactly what I need!" Because, what "Llama" is in this case is a metaphor for all your shit.

You see, because the problem with the Fit is. Its the ultimate car for people who actually hate that they have to have a car. By extension, part of the reason they hate to have a car is Driving. Hate Cars. Hate Driving. This is the ride for me. Fuel Efficient, low maintenance. Fine, whatever they hate paying for cars too. Hate them, hate paying, hate driving.

This ALL by the way, is expressed in their road persona. Complete Obliviousness to the rest of us who've accepted our fate that driving and cars is (thank goodness) part of the American Affliction. I understand all of you Fit idiots don't really want to be out there in the wild, getting from point A to point B. But please, please please remember that the rest of us are there. I don't want to run you over when you don't look and change three lanes to the left, start to turn and realize that where you really want to go is right in the next 300 yards. But I will, and you've just given me two clean shots at you.

#FITLIVESMATTER

Not really.
 
Upvote 0
AKAK said:
And... there's the problem.

Only a Honda Fit customer, who would never have a Llama to put in their car, would think, "Hey, if I can fit a Llama in there, this must be exactly what I need!" Because, what "Llama" is in this case is a metaphor for all your [Mark May].

You see, because the problem with the Fit is. Its the ultimate car for people who actually hate that they have to have a car. By extension, part of the reason they hate to have a car is Driving. Hate Cars. Hate Driving. This is the ride for me. Fuel Efficient, low maintenance. Fine, whatever they hate paying for cars too. Hate them, hate paying, hate driving.

This ALL by the way, is expressed in their road persona. Complete Obliviousness to the rest of us who've accepted our fate that driving and cars is (thank goodness) part of the American Affliction. I understand all of you Fit idiots don't really want to be out there in the wild, getting from point A to point B. But please, please please remember that the rest of us are there. I don't want to run you over when you don't look and change three lanes to the left, start to turn and realize that where you really want to go is right in the next 300 yards. But I will, and you've just given me two clean shots at you.

#FITLIVESMATTER

Not really.
Click to expand...

All I'm seeing is "blah, blah, blah......I can't fit a llama in my car."
 
Upvote 0
Congratulations, Buckeye fans. You have won 6 gazillion dollars in our google lottery giveaway. There are a few IRS forms to process, but don't worry, we will do this on your behalf. In the meantime, please deposit v$1000 in the account of Bernard Rubble & Co Lottery Consultants at your nearest bank. If your vanker cannot find the account, simply send this to me for processing on your behalf.

Hurry. The first 25 fans who put down their payment to reserve the lottery prize will receive a free llama!
 
Upvote 0
You must log in or register to reply here.
Back
Top