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People to Punch, Pet Peeves, and General Vexations (mega-merge)

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Whoever the fuck in the HOA decided to not renew the contract with Brighthouse for cable services! Only found out while checking my credit card and seeing a $172 pending charge instead of the normal $40 for the sports package and higher internet tier. However, Brighthouse had better hope the HOA did indeed break the contract and that they didn't just fuck up a renewal of service. I am pissed right now. I rent our house, but the HOA fee is $355 of the monthly rent. :smash:
 
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Whoever the fuck in the HOA decided to not renew the contract with Brighthouse for cable services! Only found out while checking my credit card and seeing a $172 pending charge instead of the normal $40 for the sports package and higher internet tier. However, Brighthouse had better hope the HOA did indeed break the contract and that they didn't just fuck up a renewal of service. I am pissed right now. I rent our house, but the HOA fee is $355 of the monthly rent. :smash:

Seems like you should have been entitled to a little heads-up that that was going to happen. Nasty surprise.
 
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Whoever the fuck in the HOA decided to not renew the contract with Brighthouse for cable services! Only found out while checking my credit card and seeing a $172 pending charge instead of the normal $40 for the sports package and higher internet tier. However, Brighthouse had better hope the HOA did indeed break the contract and that they didn't just fuck up a renewal of service. I am pissed right now. I rent our house, but the HOA fee is $355 of the monthly rent. :smash:
Most likely a contract switch. You need to contact the owner of the unit and find out. Not sure about central Florida, but down here HotWire/Fision is getting many association contracts due to the higher speed internet included in their packages. May end up being a better deal for you.
 
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Most likely a contract switch. You need to contact the owner of the unit and find out. Not sure about central Florida, but down here HotWire/Fision is getting many association contracts due to the higher speed internet included in their packages. May end up being a better deal for you.

Yeah, I'm gonna swing by the clubhouse tomorrow first and see if anyone from the management company is at the desk (still probably less than 75% built out, so still under developer control, so Lennar/ICON) to confirm that they really did break the contract. Comcast and Verizon/Frontier websites still show that they don't service my address, so I'm more than likely still stuck with Brighthouse no matter what. If they did, I'll be comparing my discounted rate for a bundle through work against discounted internet and Playstation Vue, since Brighthouse still hasn't put BTN on the regular tiers (extra $11/month, but I do sometimes watch the additional sports channels besides BTN).

Seems like you should have been entitled to a little heads-up that that was going to happen. Nasty surprise.

Yeah, I was really miffed that there was no notice apparently given. They know I live at the residence, not the owner, as I get the email newsletter and they've called me about stuff before. Only thing I can think of is the owner still gets mail in his name from the management company, but I still don't open it since that is technically illegal to do, but I have a feeling there may be notice in one of those envelopes.

Ugh. Toss in another $300-500 for new tires and there goes my attempt at keeping spending down this month.
 
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HOA's.....biggest crock of crap. For work sometimes I have to get them to send me their bylaws and most try to charge me $50 for them to email me a copy of their PDF......

If it were possible to find new construction down here that isn't part of an HOA I would be on it like white on rice, but I've yet to see that in 6 years here. They are indeed a giant load of crap, but our current one does have its advantages still.
 
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People who have dogs that they cannot control. I love my dog and I trained him well. He can walk without a leash when I desire and I have him under control at all times. I come across these people all the time out walking their dogs or their dogs are not contained in their yard and they just have no control of them. TRAIN your DOG. It is not their fault. Don't get dogs that are too much for you to handle and especially don't get two of them if you can't control one.
 
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We order office supplies from OfficeMart about every week. Well, apparently nobody needed office supplies this time around, except for one person who requested some 0.5mm lead for his mechanical pencil.

OfficeMart filled the order, shipping a $.79 tube of lead smaller than a pack of wrigleys bubble gum in a 27x15x15 shipping carton. :lol:
 
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The VMAs.

Dear VMAs, you suck. Nobody fucking cares. The next person on any part of the VMA's that has talent, will be the first. Please get off of 5 fucking channels. You don't need to be on MTV, VH1, BET, Comedy Central and Spike. You don't need to be on any but if you insist, just be on one and leave the rest of normal TV alone.

Just to be clear, I don't watch BET for anything. I don't watch VH1 for anything. I don't watch MTV unless Ridiculousness is on because I like to watch people get fucked up on home videos. I watch Spike whenever COPS is on because COPS is fucking amazing. Comedy Central has it's moments. Regardless, whatever programming is on any of those channels, is better than whether or not some no talent ass clown named Drake wins best hip hop video...because I'm not 13 years old and I have a brain.
 
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Kanye, keeping it 100% Kanye,

"I am Kanye West, and that feels really great to say, especially this year. I came here to present my new video, but before I do that, Imma talk. Now, later tonight, "Famous" might lose to Beyoncé, but I can't be mad, I'm always wishing for Beyoncé to win, so…

But for people to understand just how blessed we are, it was an expression of our now. Our fame right now. Us on the inside of the TV. You know, just to put, the audacity to put Anna Wintour right next to Donald Trump. I mean, like, I put Ray J in there, bro! This is fame, bro! Like—I see you, Amber [Rose, West's ex.] My wife is a G, not many people's wives would let them say that. We came over in the same boat, now we all in the same bed. Well, maybe different boats.

But if you think about, last week, it was 22 people murdered in Chicago. You know, like, people come up to me, like, 'Man, that's right, tell Taylor this.' Bro, like, I love all y'all. That's why I called her.

So, I was speaking at the Art Institute last year, and one kid came up to me and he said, 'Three of my friends died, and I don't know if I'm going to be the next.' You know, you have to think, you know when you're a senior and it's your last month and you don't feel like doing any more work? If you feel like you're seeing people dying right next to you, you might feel like, 'What's the point?" Life might start to feel worthless in a way. For me, I sit down and talk to older, rich people, a.k.a. "white," you know, and they tell me, 'Don't compare yourself to Steve Jobs, don't compare yourself to Walt Disney.' My friend Sakiya told me, 'There are three keys to keeping people impoverished: taking away their esteem, taking away their resources, and taking away their role models.' My role models are artist-merchants. Less than 10 I can name in history. Truman, Ford, Hughes, Disney, Jobs, West.

Tonight, we're here to have fun. I'm standing in front of my idol, Puff Daddy. I'm standing here in front of my wife, Kim Kardashian West. I'm standing in front of the future, Chance the Rapper. 2 Chainz, Jaden Smith. We are undeniably the influence, the thought leaders. I'm gonna play y'all a piece of my art, and I hope you just have a good time."
 
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Us on the inside of your TVs need to let Taylor Swift know 22 people were murdered in Chicago last week. And Imma gonna do that later, but first, vote for Beyoncé, then enjoy my new video!!!

WTF??!!!
 
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